Kink rating
@Bisexuhorny *Peruses the catalog of various back-issue fantasies and picks a classic*
Ah yes, Ahem: "Getting lost in the woods near sundown and meeting a tall, pale, freckled, red haired and green eyed Faerie who seduces you, enthralls you, and steals masculine energy from you, replacing it with wild Fae magic."
And you wake up naked four weeks later in Maine in the woods behind a truck stop, covered in fresh dew, and you somehow know you're Pregnant.
How's that one do ya?