So, my hair elastic just straight up died at the end of the day.
Pulled it off, floofed out my hair, and was cleaning up the shop when my co-worker Orion, the adorable little 19 year old straight boi walks in the shop and I Saw him jump three points on the Kinsey scale.
"Woah. I never get to see you with your hair down. that's incredible."
I've joked before that the only deciding factor on my Gender is a generic hair tie. I just got to see it in Action.