Men look so much better with long hair.
Then again, I'm messed up, there was this cute(?) lesbian at the auto parts place yesterday with a shaved head and lots of piercings and Mmmmf.
Never a more embarrassing time to be Male shaped and presenting than when there's the One cute butch lesbian at the auto parts counter and you want her to Notice how damn Gay you are...
But you're covered in antifreeze, your hair is back and... Oh right this was about guys with long hair.