lewd 

*rides in on a bright red vespa in black vinyl short-shorts, matching striped stockings & armwarmers, oxblood DMs, shutter shades, and a hot pink tube top with “your boyfriend loves my girlcock” written on it in black marker, blasting “fuck the pain away” at full volume on an oldschool boombox* wHATS UP YOUTUBE,

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@Motodrachen *pushes you and your moped into a pond* qUIT HARSHINg MY VIbE,

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@skolli And then if you somehow get through Her, you get to fight Karen, who's got the Orange version of My bike, and she's the Data Dog axe princess who is mom to Dragons and basically Toriel.

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