I will never understand some of my kinks. The aftermath of a few of them are so very high up on my DO NOT WANT list that I will never want to deal with them ever. And yet I still have kinks related to them. Like pregnancy risk.
Barebacking with the thought that maybe if I pull out that'll be enough but oops I forgot to pull out!
Wearing a condom but oops it apparently broke inside.
Being on birth control but uh, oops forgot to keep up on it!
Daddy Roulette!

Fuck the condom, fuck the consequences, we're horny now and that's all that matters!
Sex while pregnant.
Sex while heavily pregnant.
Sex while heavily pregnant and breasts already swollen with milk.
And my brain likes to toy with these ideas with me being either the sperm donor or egg bearer.
But yeah no do not want kids ever. EVER.

Though on the plus side I did have a vasectomy so most of these can be fun to roleplay with friends that may or may not be sterile or on some form of birth control (or pretend I'm the girl who's at risk of getting pregnant :D) Or participate in the whole Daddy Roulette thing and failing to mention that I'm shooting blanks :P Or in the case of sex while already pregnant so long as it's No Strings Attached sex I'm totally up for it.

But yeah I've got a whole BUNCH of pregnancy kinks (and we won't get into the oviposition fantasies that sort of tie into that) yet absolutely zero desire (in fact, way way less than zero desire) to have children or be involved in the care of children.

And now I've got thoughts of a very egg-heavy dragon having its way with me because FUCK its hormones are so out of whack from being egg-heavy and feeling so swollen and gravid is such a horny experience for it. It'll be a huge relief when it comes time to lay the eggs but until then it's needy NOW and needs to get laid instead