sometimes i wish i could be a full-time pet to someone just to get the fuck away from the anxiety of having to be a "functional adult" in a world that only allows a very narrow definition of "functional" to thrive lol
i succeed at capitalism roughly 0.3% of the time so im basically garbage to the system 
the problem is: w/the way i was raised, even if someone was 100% serious abt taking full care of me (even if "only" from a financial standpoint) id be so wracked w/guilt over feeling economically useless that id self-destruct even faster than i already do
@skolli Look, if I had the current capacity to provide a season of Pirate Dragon Rehab for you, I'd say Go for it. and only because I know you have self-esteem issues.
As it is, I know a Very (Too) responsible wolf near you who owns his own home and could use some companionship. His major fault is his goddamn Wholesomeness. :|
Of course it might depend on how much you like pies in the face.
