(slips sideways out of local spacetime, directly into a dennys) ah fuck

@Motodrachen wait you mean i could go home & water my plants -now- if i just go in & out of a dunkin? good fuckin thing theres like 50 w/in a 5-block radius

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@skolli Yes, but you have to go the long way around to get Back, due to the unknowable, eldrich energies that pervade Dunkin Donuts.

Those same energies caused the distortions that lead to the unknowable knotwork of roadways that run through Boston.

It's a little known fact that the MTBA Subway system is actually a Very specific rune, writ large, meant to tame and control the massive leylines that course under the city and keep the Undying Hunter of the Shadows in his eternal sleep.

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