Yaori: Good news Everyone! If invading aliens decide to attack humanity in the next decade or so, they're gonna be in for a rude surprise.
They're gonna look at our tech level and go 'Psh, we could roll in, flash our directed energy weapons, and these retrograde evolutions will think we're Gods.'
Like, No bitch. We've been pumping Iron for our tech level, and everyone's kinda psychologically ready for an Alien Invasion.
It's like how we're Zombie Proof now.