imagine reading subtle nonverbal cues and responding appropriately in social situations, like some kind of fucking normie

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@fructose_dealer Keri: I'd get mad but it's a reasonable description.

You know, besides the fact I can drill right into people's brains with Small Talk and cold read out their darkest secrets, guide the whole conversation and generally wave around my superhuman Charisma Stat, I'm a useless Wine Mom.

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