Okay, for serious, I used to be a pretty aggressive Atheist.

This ended rather abruptly when I started getting Business Correspondence from supernatural entities. Turns out, a Lot of the Old Gods survived, and formed Pantheons that look a lot like Corporate Structures.

Anyhow. One of them is Very Real, and a God you should bear in mind going forwards: Thunderbird.

Don't know a Ton about this god, but they're one of the ones the Natives knew about. I know they're Powerful, Well Connected, and Elemental in nature.
Also, their chosen representation to Mortals is a Wild Turkey.

No, not an Eagle, a Hawk or other bird of Prey. Not even a bird that Flies. Turkey.

The vision was of their King, the Ur-Turkey, the template from which all terrestrial turkeys was Wrought.
Keeping a straight face and appropriate decorum for talking to a God is a Challenge when their Video Window comes up titled 'Thunderbird' and you wanna Laugh because you expected a Bald Eagle.

Also, I'm pretty sure the Turkey was supposed to be our national bird, not the Eagle. After meeting their King, I know why now.