i'm just being lewd and crass 

I just wanna suck girldick every day until my technique is so good that I can make someone cum in thirty seconds while singing the entirety of Pirates of Penzance

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re: i'm just being lewd and crass 

@fluxom_alt I can seduce women while singing "Pirate King" like Tim Curry, or suck a girl off in thirty seconds but not both at the same time.

re: i'm just being lewd and crass 

@Motodrachen I wish to learn your powers

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