Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

@addamschloe I use it every day to treat my personality problems and psychological issues.

Gotta remember, every strain is different, every grow will give different results, and How it effects you can be highly variable. I was unimpressed the first few times I tried it, but that's because the Point of weed is that you then go Do stuff while stoned.
It makes sex amazing.

@Cilich Oh please, these were the three transformations I had on the top of my head.

if I really wanted to subtoot you, I'd say that the folks who keep coming back to the Clinic with a new form of therianthropy every month need psychological help.

Actually really validating knowing folks appreciate my weirder side.

@redluli Look, when you know a creature of the spirit world for a long time and she's a She without Anything physical to back it up in the first place and then they go and keep incarnating in intentionally disposable vessels with Tits, but insist they're an It.

Like Bitch, you got me in the habit in the first place, simmer down. We get it, you're over that whole succubus phase. It's like someone insisting they're Doctor Doom. Not Mr. Doom, my Father was Mr. Doom.

@redluli Demonette's changed her name recently too, goes by 'Communion' now. No pronouns, she's kinda relinquished the idea of Ego.

...Buggering weird when someone that bad finds their version of Jesus, but she's not possessing runnels of blood on battlefields any more, and she's employed in this tough gig economy, which can be a challenge for the incorporeal.

And then there's the folks who intentionally get infested with the parasitic plantlife around here because they won't stop 'Accidentally' falling into the tentacle pits, and they end up shambling, stoned sunbathers.
We have a homeless problem here too people. Goddamn plant zombies everywhere, trying to sell tourists prayer beads that don't work.

Having your consciousness put into suspended animation inside a full size Pinata so you can go to a party and have fun with your friends before getting dismembered and consumed for your delicious insides.
Or the Demonette I know who's a real party favorite, she'll get summoned to possess a body comprised of boozy Jell-o or something equally decadent, and gets off on being admired, fucked openly, and socializing nude, then being sliced up and served as dessert for the guests.

@pandora_parrot I wanna make a John Milton joke here but that's actually really tragic.

@fluxom_alt Hypno-Tisk.

That being said, I do offer group rates.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz And this is just on my Keri side. Get me on a day when I'm Tohri, and you get the shy, unstoppable service top hermy boi. Not as much fun to Talk to unless it's about Machines, but that's mostly because he is one, deep down. c_c

You shoulda met our Grandfather. Goddamn Tool Steel dragon.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Strap in, little one. I can make long division Hot. You should see what I can do when the safeties are off and we're at restraint level Zero.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Well yes, but if you're a Good Girl and finish all of them, you'll get to go right to Dessert. Otherwise, we'll have to go over them again and again, until you're Completely naked, and my voice has turned your brains to warm happy mush.

@Pliio You seem pretty cool.

@Pliio French racing mopeds.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Hi horny, I'm your naughty auntie. We're gonna do long division flash cards and for every one you get Wrong you have to take off some clothing.

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online There's also Square Wave grey asexuality.
Sex drive will just snap On at full blast and then off again for a week.

@Bisexuhell@snouts.online Well yeah, I make it look Good no matter what I'm wearing or Doing.

I feel less like I need Validation and more like I need some kinda Direction. Both cards are fully Punched, I can mix and match as I please...

But it's that old shapeshifter problem: When asked what your 'True' form is, the correct answer should be "Whichever one I want" not "I don't really know any more"

Meanwhile, Keri has been bouncing around on Here like she owns the place, and everyone loves Her. It's been a while since Tohri felt he had anything to say of Relevance.

Same goes for sexuality. Keri has been popular as hell because she can do sex magic like she was born to it.
Tohri is more the submissive sex toy that never gets to Cum.

He's the big shy bara soft boy who's at home with the feminine aspects, he's okay with being the Mom, the Caretaker, the Shield.

Unfortunately, this leaves him feeling Un-Boy by today's standards. Keri would feel Un-Girl more if she didn't regard society's rules as something to be regarded more as Guidelines she can color outside of whenever she feels like.

And Tohri just wanted to be Normal and recognized as being Worthy. So much for that.