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@Kaffe@chitter.xyz FTL is a panic attack trigger.

@Nerts You're hired. you can run my secret mercenary army while my body double fucks off in Afghanistan.

re: Fite me 

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz And bacon, little one.

re: Fite me 

@m_m_myers@snouts.online I got my wife into cooking a decade ago, and now she's a keeper of Pizza Deep Lore.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online No, you reap the energies you put into a system.
I feel loved and accepted here because I go out of my Way to help others feel loved and accepted here.

if you're convinced that you're doomed to failure, you fail. Because you were convinced, not because you were doomed.

@plausocks I actually still use this visualization as a meditative trick to get thru times of excruciating pain.

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@Kaffe@chitter.xyz And wash your hands before you come to the table. Belly too, if you're gonna eat dressed like that.

Oh, and tell your sisters that dinners ready too, I'm not yelling downstairs.

re: nudie nudie 

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Well clean it up sweetie, dinner's almost ready.

re: Kink rating 

@Bisexuhorny No, but you'll start hearing whispers and feel enticed into forbidden or forgotten places a lot.

C'mon sweetie, Faeries have a light touch and play the long game. And you'll most certainly be seeing one again at the 9 month mark.

re: Kink rating 

@Bisexuhorny More troubling of course is the implication that you're now in a body Capable of being pregnant.

re: Kink rating 

@Bisexuhorny You partied hardy with a Faerie. Waking up in the same Decade is considered courteous treatment.

re: Rant, Furries 

@Pliio I agree completely. I'm not talking about addiction as a Behavioral mental illness here, I'm talking about how people down't know how come down off a high gracefully.

Being bummed out because you're out of weed is about as much like Real Clinical depression as PCD is.

Kink rating 

@Bisexuhorny *Peruses the catalog of various back-issue fantasies and picks a classic*
Ah yes, Ahem: "Getting lost in the woods near sundown and meeting a tall, pale, freckled, red haired and green eyed Faerie who seduces you, enthralls you, and steals masculine energy from you, replacing it with wild Fae magic."

And you wake up naked four weeks later in Maine in the woods behind a truck stop, covered in fresh dew, and you somehow know you're Pregnant.

How's that one do ya?

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@haybuck I thought you had the fast and smooth German car with excellent gas mileage. =P

I'll cruise Barchetta up your way soon. what are you up to this weekend?

@pexl@yiff.life
Emoticons foreva.
Hyperbolic or Terse, no middle gears.
Capitalization can go fuck itself.
If I have bold, italics, colored text, and formatting, I use them.
Walls of Text.
Speaks in riddles and people only understand what I was saying five days later when they SEE it while they're walking their Dog.
Parables. Oh goddess the parables.

re: Rant, Furries 

@Pliio PCD is easier to admit than addictive withdrawal. And any festival or peak experience is gonna have addictive withdrawal.

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