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re: mh -, therapy results, capitalism 

@xurnami What will they be assisting with?

re: So fucking horny for dragons today 

@Cilich @sabby Folks follow you because you're where Dragon Porn comes from. It's not like this is your AD or anything, baka.

Besides, everything is behind cuts. =P

@Lunostophiles@snouts.online Big Mood. I've had to set my sights on smaller and smaller victories and eschew most all material things along the way.

It's really helpful though, in learning to enjoy the little things in life.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz @budgiebin@snouts.online can tell you all about why this is a bad idea.

@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online I kiss my wife's ass regularly.

Especially while we're climbing spiral staircases.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Well, Ferrets are just domesticated Weasels.
They're still Weasels, and they'll steal every shiny bit of stuff you have.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz You might think so, until you look around and wonder where all the ferrets went.

Tired: Females

Wired: Hyoomans

Inspired: Meatbags.

Peak pansexuality is going back to 80s movies and realizing that folks were Naked in movies a lot more often in the 80s, even at PG-13.

But then realizing that the heteronormative forces at work cut out a bunch of the shots that made the Guys look hot, and just kept in the shots with Tits in.

@skolli Creating a personality that Is functional, competent and hardworking, unburdened by past associations of guilt.

And then throwing the Dysfunctional one up on the Rack and giving them Therapy for as long as it takes to get Better.

Of course it's not Fun to be the one who gets told that all his problems are of his own making, and mostly exist in his Head. (Or, rather, personality pattern)

re: gender stuff 

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz I get ya.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz I mean there's the Sidewinder, Asp, Adder, Viper, Fer-De-Lance, Mamba, Diamondback, but no Corn Snakes in space.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz But I'm headed out to Jonai with my wife to bust open the icebergs of Jonai 1's rings for Void opals.

You're saying I should bring my Python instead?

@pexl@yiff.life *Snerk* I suppose. I guess it's Relative. I've Definitely been with someone and the whole thing felt really gay. XD

I guess I just feel really different from most nonbinary folks. *Shrug* Not in a Bad way, just like I'm somehow 180* out of phase.

@skolli Yes, but you have to go the long way around to get Back, due to the unknowable, eldrich energies that pervade Dunkin Donuts.

Those same energies caused the distortions that lead to the unknowable knotwork of roadways that run through Boston.

It's a little known fact that the MTBA Subway system is actually a Very specific rune, writ large, meant to tame and control the massive leylines that course under the city and keep the Undying Hunter of the Shadows in his eternal sleep.

@LexYeen@snouts.online Depends on if you're on good terms with Denny.

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