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@MapleDeer Start rubbing and massaging them three to four times a day and thinking big pregnant milky doe thoughts.

lewd mechanical shitpost 

remember: long studs may not always require bigger nuts

re: lewd mechanical shitpost 

@skolli Long studs usually require careful Torquing. Prone to breakage.
Bigger/longer lug nuts are for Softer studs only. Big And Soft studs are best replaced with harder studs unless elasticity or specific yeilding characteristics are desireable in the application.
Shorter, Thicker studs are best for high performance applications, as they're less prone to stretching and losing torque on their nut.
Any opportunity to use a press fit stud over a through hole stud should be taken, as this reduces overall stud length and allows for precise stud to bore fits.
Stud to bore fit is crucial in high performance applications where radial loads are applied that exceed the clamping force normal. Tapered nuts and countersunk holes are crucial in these arrangements as they allow for perfect alignment of stud and bore, without any chance of stud surfaces marring the mating bore.
This entire schema relies on precise positional matching between mating features. Misalignment may case nuts to cock to one side after torque is applied, causing lateral stresses that can snap your dick clean off.

re: lewd mechanical shitpost 

@skolli Tohri: Finally, a use for my Degree.

re: lewd mechanical shitpost 

@skolli Long studs usually require careful Torquing. Prone to breakage.
Bigger/longer lug nuts are for Softer studs only. Big And Soft studs are best replaced with harder studs unless elasticity or specific yeilding characteristics are desireable in the application.
Shorter, Thicker studs are best for high performance applications, as they're less prone to stretching and losing torque on their nut.
Any opportunity to use a press fit stud over a through hole stud should be taken, as this reduces overall stud length and allows for precise stud to bore fits.
Stud to bore fit is crucial in high performance applications where radial loads are applied that exceed the clamping force normal. Tapered nuts and countersunk holes are crucial in these arrangements as they allow for perfect alignment of stud and bore, without any chance of stud surfaces marring the mating bore.
This entire schema relies on precise positional matching between mating features. Misalignment may case nuts to cock to one side after torque is applied, causing lateral stresses that can snap your dick clean off.

@chronicallymoe@radical.town Or rick and Morty

@void It's a whole big -Thing-. I just sometimes wish my body had chosen one direction or another.

@void Like... Goals kinda, I just have no idea how the hell to get there or if I should, but like.. c_c Want

Remember, birds are basically dinosaurs, and dinosaurs are basically dragons.

Signed, "Magpie" ^v^

@skolli *Keri sighs* Well yes, but this is Yaori's magic. Gin will get magnetized to you and we're gonna have to deal with rainbow obsessed flower child super magical girl Korki in her pretty silver tiara belting out hipster folk music on a banjo because she's fully saturated with Gin's thrill at being Alive.
*She listens to Yaori for a moment then nods* Oh, almost forgot. There's a good chance your downstairs bits will get fused, too. She's Very Thorough.

re: Screaming in gender(+) 

@Mottie Keri: Yeah, I'm more the weird faerie spirit who lives in the weirder magic forest and gives visitors cryptic prophecies about their future they scoff at only to erupt 5 years later with "It's Just as the witch foretold!" or something to that effect.
I mean, Rocks, flowers, candles and astral/celestial powers are all Very witchy. *She giggles* I'm just used to using them on a... Much bigger scale.

@Galuade@snouts.online Like a decade ago, I had my wife draw it.

@skolli Yaori: Korki, I'd make you a Fire Flower, but it'd be a Poppy the size of a sunflower. :| I'm still worried what your Magical Girl form is.

@azushark *Checks currentconfiguration* Oooh~, well, I've got good news for You, little ones.

@skolli *Imagines an idyllic woodland critter scene shattered by a tree branch falling*

re: anxiety 

@juni@snouts.online You really don't have to be on the defensive here, I once compared Twitter to the PVP server and Masto is the PVE experience where we're all on the same side with no backstabby.

And all selfies are met with positivity.

@Lunostophiles@snouts.online Good evening, worm your Honor!

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