Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

@skolli *Yaori takes a deep breath, before glancing around at the rest of the woodland critters* So you're telling me that you are in fact Not suffering from an autohypnotic disorder where the Un-Real but Powerful can be More Real than like... Pittsburg is.

By the way, your tail is really pretty.

@skolli Yaori: You know I can just possess one of your Plushies, right?

@skolli Yaori: That's it, I'm coming into your dreams and replacing all the posters in your mind palace with Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Judas Priest promo and album art.

And you're gonna have 'Can I play with Madness' stuck in your head for three days.

@skolli I'm amazed, everyone else I know who's magically attuned in any way has been hulking out, going Feral or otherwise suffering a
major, negative personality inversion.

You just flipped genders and chilled the fuck out besides basic spring fever symptoms.

@skolli Kerithe: I have family magic that will make you nostalgic for a past you never had.
My Mother will make you nostalgic for a past you never even considered.

And she's hemmed in by catholic strictures, I'm a goddamn Faerie Baroness. And yet our family gameythrone nights had blunts rolled in dabs and keif going around.

So with me you get the loving family dinner followed up by the giggly lesbian sleepover/orgy

@skolli They're all posers anyways. Come to pirate city. Join a drum and bass jam band. Work on the hippie landscape crew. Smoke a Ton of weed. Hang out with the witches and dragons and woodland critters. Take a weekend trip to Salem and see what shit it is, and next weekend get the crap scared out of you when you see a for-real spirit in Freetown Forest.
That and a 3 bedroom double parlor out here is $800/mo. You can get like six furries in one of those.

@skolli You'd be fine till you got to LA

@Felthry Tohri: my species has an eight chamber heart, bifurcated lungs, liver, and four kidneys. And around twenty percent of us are intersex.