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@hyperlink@snouts.online "We made it Curved!"

re: nudie pic 

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Belly = good

Also, your bits are really super cute.

re: illustrated crucifixion 

@hyperlink@snouts.online @Ope@snouts.online @caymanwent@snouts.online @Duende@snouts.online @gnarlyanimal@snouts.online You're offically worse than @budgiebin@snouts.online and yes I'm dragging her into this

@hyperlink@snouts.online @Ope@snouts.online @caymanwent@snouts.online @Duende@snouts.online We've reached it!

Peak furry shitpost

Send help.

Wife is subjecting us to JonTron and brutalmoose

social ???? 

@Felthry It's weird how often genuine statements by autistic folks are interpreted by others as disingenuous/manipulative/whatever

@kistaro I'd go out there and ask him his opinion on the Gnostic Heresy.

And why he can't properly appreciate Christ's triumph over the Romans?

@hyperlink@snouts.online Douse the Shibe in the Angry Water.

re: NSFW, Casual Sex 

@sabby @Cilich Absolutely. Having a food you Hate prepared Properly can completely erase how much you hated it to begin with: You never knew you'd always had the Fucked Up Version.

Enochian is the language of the angels, and it's more Sung than Spoken.

Dovahzul is Almost the same language, but it's like taking French and yelling it in a German Accent.

@tpknnts@snouts.online pffff, ahahha. It's perfect

re: horny thoughts, D/S, forced 

@sabby Yeah, but you're gonna get a swat on the ass, and reminded that we've only got so long before the sun sets, the mosquitoes come out and we've gotta head back in and get showered anyways.

We're on Nature's timetable, and she doesn't wait up because you get Dickstracted. There's Rules to being a Guy, and that's one of them.
You can be as horny as you like, but you keep it for when it's Time to slide into your friend in the shower and cum from three thrusts.

Though I'm probably gonna get mad that you popped right then and there. Most of the Guys I play with can't last worth half a damn, so if you're gonna have that big throbbing thing between your legs, you're gonna make sure you Use it.

And a Real Man makes sure that his partner gets to cum before they pop, don't forget. Restraint is important, it makes Release a mind blowing experience. It's a form of orgasm denial as a Top, too. *Smirks* Kinda redefines the whole submissive/dominant paradigm, doesn't it?

The Big cock is a symbol of Service. If you're to Deserve that big cock, it's got to be useful to someone besides You.

re: horny thoughts, D/S, forced 

@sabby Yah, I know. And it's gonna be real unsettling when I'm forced to take my shirt off because of the heat and there's some perky boytits out in the open.
But we Work hard, and we play hard, but right now we're working, skunkie, put that thing away and hand me the breaker bar.

And Later on, we'll take care of ya, but there's Telling someone they're a Male, and then there's doing Everything But.
You're gonna Be male for that whole period, you're going to Feel it all over, in your shoulders, your chest, your Heart. The cock is just for Recreation, most of being Male is in the upper body.

And there's lots of... Subtle signals that can be sent, too. You know, Things that would be Rude or callous to do to a Woman, but between Men, it's just Body Language.
Things I'd never do to Maxine, but I know you Require, so you Know that you're not the one who needs to be handled Gently.

You're the Man of the house, and want to be Treated like you've Earned that. And it means something More when it's coming from a guy who knows what it's like to be a Woman, too.

re: horny thoughts, D/S, forced 

@sabby Tohri: I'll do you one better than That. Big horny herm guy drags you out for a hot sweaty day of patching rust holes, prepping panels and heaving on wrenches.

The shower afterwards comes with a backrub for your sore muscles, and a thorough rinsing out, because you're not just getting teased by someone's wet, needy pussy, you're gonna get a prostate rub too.

And Then, to show you're man enough for the situation, you Are getting hard again, You ARE topping me till I'm satisfied, and You Won't cum till I tell you that you Have to.

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