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@fructose_dealer Thank you, the big secret is that Flowers take a bunch of masculine grunt work to make happen.

But it has to be Brutality that can be directed like a Ballet. Flowers are Delicate, even though their Rearing requires such brutality.

No this didn't fuck my gender at all, what are you talking about.

Gender, Plural, Weird. 

We've got a Boy who is really a Girl by all modern metrics...

We've got a Woman who's really a Man by any modern metric...

And we've got an impossible starchild who breaks every usual rule just by existing and it caused a Stack Overflow so she starts at Perfect IVs and with a moveset no goodra should have at All.

Oh, and she's a Goodra more often than not, and we had a Very strict No Pokesonas policy.

re: Transphobia, plural weirdness 

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Yaori: You have to remember that Angels of the Lord aren't always the kinda entity you want knocking on your front door...

The same way some Demons are actually really reasonable people as long as you don't tell them your True Name by accident.

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@fructose_dealer I'm a flower farmer. Basically we grow artistic Sex that's family friendly

Gender of the day: boy getting TF'd into a girl wether he likes it or not

Coming out as non binary to my mom: "Oh! Like androgynous! Yeah, there's plenty of historical examples of people like that! "

Why are the hard parts easy for me, and the easy parts so hard?

That feel when your assigned gender is a Really Old Neogender

@maxine my mom is a neo-hippie and told me when I was young that I was akin to the kwizatch-haderach from Dune.

I'm mad that she was Right at this point. Even told her about Kerithe. Hell, I broke down one day and Keri covered for me and the look on my mom's face was priceless.

Tfw you're 33 and stealing your dad's weed.

...I'm leaving him a quart of beer for it. Shit my dealer has right now ain't shit

@Dingy_Rat@yiff.life kid, I wear skirts every day, the only thing that gets people giving me the Sir treatment is the beard and the voice.

And those are on their way for you

CATS is just propaganda by Big Furry to make people buy more fursonae

I don't feel the need to change my name because in her infinite wisdom, my mom gave me a pornstar name

Tried to work today. Too hot. Brain no work roght

Like okay. I'll tell the doctor that I want a special cocktail of hormones because I'm actually a special case.

Sure.

That's gonna take some explaining

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That feel when you're wanting estrogen for spiritual purposes and all your friends are telling you to do exactly what they did.

me, signing up for yiff.life: "Oh boy I sure can't wait to see all the furry porn!"

1,000 depressed trans lesbians, chanting in unison: "Communism! Communism! Communism! Communism!"

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