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"I'm not Autistic, I just get Emotions at 11, Disney movies make me cry, I can spend all day with a coloring book and need my plushies for emotional contact because I have a complex system for emotional support and psychological self help because my Therapist has No idea what they're doing"

@kelseyhusky I've been thinking about this one for a while and quite literally had No One in mind.

And kinda had Everybody in mind.

"I'm not Autism Spectrum! I'm just gifted and shy and socially awkward and get really anxious sometimes and have big creative manias and infodump sometimes and get Biiiiiiiig crushes on people regardless of gender, oh, and I don't like the gender binary or social constraints and really just wanna talk about <Insert oddly specific niche interest here>"

I was playing War Thunder last night at Reserve BR as the British on a beautiful island map, swooping thru island valleys in a Biplane, thinking I really need to get @pandora_parrot to fly with me sometime in game.

@srol Oh wow.

Saxophone Mania is pretty damn close to My gender.

re: work 

@caymanwent@snouts.online Ooof. *Winces* All condolences.

re: horny adjacent, plural adjacent 

@sabby Keri: Oh, you'll be conflicted and needy and distracted for Sure, because we have three greenhouses to put up, and nobody wears much clothing around here this time of year.

Especially because you're gonna be in a Breeding mood, but every half hour you're gonna be flipping with regards to Which organs need breeding.

re: work 

@caymanwent@snouts.online The correct response to That line is 'So, you consider this conduct Acceptable and conductive to a positive, productive workplace, or is it in place to satisfy a middle manager's Sadistic urges?"

re: horny adjacent, plural adjacent 

@sabby Keri: At this stage, I'm thinking about pumping you up on a bunch of mood altering drugs, androgens, growth hormones, progesterone, and leave you feeling horny and submissive and like a big horny pregnant boy.

re: horny adjacent, plural adjacent 

@sabby Okay. I'm gonna fire up the Big Generator and blow your rear differential.

90% of witch magic is clever puns and misdirection.

re: horny adjacent, plural adjacent 

@sabby You're stealing all of Mine.

Twitter is completely irrelevant and you can safely leave. I recommend you do so for your mental health. I left months ago and the FOMO is no mo’.

I'm finding I like the kilt and Hawaiian look because it's socially unclaimed and allows for either gender paradigm to apply equally.

Plus, I look damn good in it.

My wife now wears the pants in our relationship

As in, my skinny pants from Last year are a Perfect Fit on her now.

The ironic part is that they're basically Women's Jeans, but sold as men's slim cut jeans. Just like how she usually gets men's bikini breifs because they're panties that don't just wear out in a week

Oh, Also, Otherkin folks? You guys might have two frontal lobes that talk to each other as a team but a disconnect back in the older parts of the brain.

Talk to your Kin spirit more, they might be Lonely.

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Don't be surprised if it's 12 year old You behind a big scary Werewolf or something.

Like, that's how it tends to be. Offer them some Cereal, and ask them who they are.

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Just a friendly reminder to all my autistic friends to check Both frontal lobes, And your Cerebellum for latent subconscious personalities:

Someone might be hogging the Amygdala and not know it.

re: ableism, #actuallyautistic 

@lemememeringue I'm reading these and I'm feeling like I need to Actually set up a Faerie hollow for parents to bring their autistic kids so they can hang with a bunch of autistic adults and understand that there's Cool People with this condition out there.

Like crazy witchdoctor type folks who can see the Soul everyone else can't.

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