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re: Lewd-ish? 

@TerrorBite Shhhhh. It's a secret to everyone.

@lemememeringue Just gotta remember: Lotsa gods, and they all have messengers.

Just that very few of them speak English, and most of them Yell at you.

@Thaminga I have Bipolar and DID, this just happens Metaphorically sometimes and stuff gets Broken.

@heytanuki@snouts.online Those are Fae Corgis.

@heytanuki@snouts.online Tanuki are just Faerie trash pandas.

@heytanuki@snouts.online Fae Lesbians for example.

@heytanuki@snouts.online Well, we're plural as fuck, so gender is really a matter of who in particular you're referencing.

So, the current RMS waveform value has us There.

@heytanuki@snouts.online Drat. I'm a He/Him nonbinary lesbian.

*Winces* Yes, I ended up here, it's not a joke.

Boomers 

The most poisonous thing the corporate masterminds did was poison the boomers against Each Other, by stoking Everyone's worst traits.

When you teach a whole generation that caring about the well-being of others is unimportant compared to Self-interest, it only serves Lucifer.

They can't understand a world where they and all their friends grew up Disadvantaged, different, poor, and treated as perpetual Children, they grew up in a world where a bunch of their uncles died in the war, then their Friends and classmates died in Another war, and then their Gay friends died of AIDS. If they had any.

What are we left with? Who is this generation now? Miserly, declining, selfish, conservative fools, sold on the idea that everyone can make it if they just try hard enough.

They forgot about all the people in their lives who Didn't make it.

re: mh, neurotypical bullshit- 

@diodelass Yeah just go down to the Person Mechanic and get your oil changed.

But Doctor, I'm a Chrysler Multibank.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online That's username material.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online I legit giggled out loud.

Hot Gender Take 

When you're Intersex, your Hetero is everyone else's Queer.

And you grow up not knowing what all the fuss is about.

Inspirational message of the day:
No matter how bad you think your social skills or appearance make you look.

No matter how awkward and unlikable you think you are.

No matter how bad your life gets...

You'll never have to suffer the Human Indignity of being Ted Cruz.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online I'm 33, you're still in the Starter Village. Life is Nuts.

Can be the Good kinda nuts. But on the bright side, you're living in a country that Isn't run by Cheeto Hitler.

re: Horny 

@Cilich For us, it's the other way around. In soviet Massachusetts, goodra is horny for You.

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