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weird trans surgery related question(+) 

@fuz Ask a Dog, they get them done all the time.

Our president has self-inflicted chronic tylenol poisoning.

This is why he's Orange.

He's jaundiced on UK domestic market Sudafed.

Stephen King, Dark Tower, ACAB 

It was never explicitly stated, but the whole process of making a Gunslinger is to take someone who was Destined to be a Lover, and turn them into a Weapon.

The Psychos get sent west. The murderers get sent west.

The Gunslingers kill with their Hearts. Deal Death to monsters and defend those who can't defend themselves. You can't give that kind of responsibility to someone destined to be a Monster.

That's why all cops are Bad. They kill with their Gun, shoot with their gun, and aim with their hand. They've forgotten their Purpose in this world, and have become Monsters.

I think throughout my gender journey, I've always identified more with the Epithets.

Like, I'm Queer and othergendered, Sure, but none of the Polite words for it quite line up.

It's like saying 'I'm a Democratic Socialist" when you're really a Tree Loving, War-stopping, Composting nut Hippie left over from a bygotten age. Like, sure, Bernie, Yay. When are we mandating composting toilets for general use to re-enrich the carbon in our topsoils?

I'm a Dirt-worshiping Hermaphrodite.

MH-, Jobs 

Well, that sure thing job I thought I was gonna get fell thru.

Feeling really shitty right now.

@sneakerfox@snouts.online You look like the person at the music festival everyone asks if they've got DMT.

Yeah, I vape.

I smell like fruit and flowers and lemongrass everywhere I go. I'm not trailing an opaque Lime Popsicle or Fruit Loops Fog Bank behind my Fedora.

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online Go for the Dresden Files series, all you need is James Marsters voice.

@Anke@tootplanet.space This is actually the entire Ork ekonomy in Warhammer 40K.

“Untitled Moose Game” you’re a moose and you’re trying NOT to bother anyone, but you’re wreaking absolute havoc on the town because you’re a gargantuan clattering moose

basically if we don't do something to replenish the carbon content of our arable land, sooner or later the soil will die and become merely dirt — like you'd find on the moon or Mars. We could kill two birds with one stone here, taking carbon from the atmosphere where there's too much of it, and putting it in the soil where there's not enough. Anyway that's my amateur ecology lesson for the day.

@remy@snouts.online WTF is the 'Default' Enby option!?

@Galuade@snouts.online ugh now I need this game

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