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@codl @pupy@chitter.xyz That card is about Betrayal tho. D:

@SquirrelLilly Hell, I'm intersex and didn't know it was our Awareness day

Zuckerberg 

@Galuade@snouts.online He's a Creature of the Warp, a being of Pure chaos, and all chaos can do is Degrade.

Or, he's picked up a Can-Tah of ancient power and it's burning him from the inside.

I mean, there's LOTS of curses that do this. Fucker needs HRT to get some skintone back.

Zuckerberg 

@Galuade@snouts.online Reality

Faeries, Trauma, Gender 

Growing up the way I did, I'm not absolutely certain weather I was Groomed or Guided towards being as genderfucked as I am.

On the one hand, having a family life where you were more or less Expected to grow up to be a Woman means the usual roadblocks aren't there.

It means however, you had to blow thru them at top gear just to be Male for your 20s, only to find your princess is in Another castle.

@SixArmedSweater If you have to ask, you can't afford it, it's Warhammer

@byttyrs I'll interject here because this is actually in my gender bailywick.

There's a particular kind of Man that's a Treasure for Women: They do all the Man things, but everything else is tailored down for feminine comfort.

It's a weird third gender place because the Alt-right likes to call them Betas or Cucks.

I see things differently because I'm intersex. A Samurai is still a Samurai when he's wearing the Kimono and arranging flowers.

@sneakerfox@snouts.online It's almost like all your favorite chemicals are already in your brain and just needs to be Released

Had to yell out my window at a drunk girl blasting music from her car and kvetching at maximum volume last night at 2AM.

I almost went Ballistic when her response to someone opening a 2'nd story window at 2AM yelling at her to Shut Up was to scream back "You shut up!"

She started up again two hours Later, and apparently had a friend there this time who was then yelling at Her to get back in the car, which had been blaring dance music thru closed windows for two hours and was now Freed.

spicy boob discourse?? /s 

@FreyaManibrandr @budgiebin@snouts.online @heytanuki@snouts.online I'm still working on the One set, but I get a bonus nipple.

Any boss who thinks the vast majority of their employees don't have an account somewhere where they bitch about work is a doorknob who doesn't understand people.

@Galuade@snouts.online I feel so called out here.

Just the other way around.

Hot Take 

Capitalism works as long as the laws that prevent abuses of capital power are enforced.

Like a 70% top tax rate.

Ikea workers are unionizing. If they don't have a logo that's a crossed hammer with an allen wrench, it's a missed opportunity

"How to read statistics"

Every time a state makes riding motorcycles without a helmet illegal, the number of ER patients seriously injured in motorcycle accidents skyrockets. Every single time.

When you phrase it just right, it makes it sound like it's more dangerous to ride a motorcycle with a helmet than without one.

Of course, the reality is that before those laws, those patients were going to the morgue, not the ER.

Everyone wants to live on the farm commune because they're used to seeing the farming lifestyle when you're all Done for the day.

Farming and cultivation of Any kind is a brutal lifestyle the likes of which can do you serious bodily harm.

I suppose what I'm trying to say here is that Flowers and trees and rocks and shit are surprisingly Metal. You wanna live like a hippie?

Here's your protein powder shake. We've got 20 yards of mulch to move.

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