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I can speak in complete sentences, and don't care about getting rich from the job.

I should run for President.

@sashakovich As far as I know the place is still Literally toxic

@sashakovich I was sold on my career path in 2008, right after the financial crash, went to college, and got out making Less than I was making doing Landscaping.

For around Ten Years. And all along the way I was treated like I was just a Cost to the company, so I worked my butt off.

Last job, I managed 4 times the output of the previous machinist, but got dressed down because I was sick so much.

Turns out it was the atmosphere in the place giving me constant gastritis.

@sashakovich Big fucking mood.

"Oh good, now do this job until the end of time'

I've been a Technician on an Engineer's degree for a Decade for a Reason.

@sashakovich Yes, but I'd straight up Love my actual job to be 'Take these 20 Sega Genesis Consoles and turn them into Synthesizers'

@sashakovich Yah. Damn my ass for being poor, I couldn't handle working in my career after 2016. So things have been rough

So apparently I can build Synthesizers. I didn't know that it's technically easier than the control panel wiring I did professionally for Five Years.

Bigass castle, everyone in it is a mad painter or obsessed sculptor or they're deciphering the anytkythera mechanism or something.

Someone's been working on a Tapestry for 25 years. Sweet. Wanna see it in another ten when it's Done, keep up the good work, you got enough tiny beads and thread?

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I want to be a Landlord to a bunch of furry artists.

Because I know how to help them achieve maximum productivity and happiness. I know that if they can't afford the Rent, it's because their Brain broke temporarily and they need Help not Eviction.

Also I have fantasies about a past life as a renaissance noble in Italy and just straight up Having fifty artists. Not owning their Output or anything, just like...

Status symbol. Lookit how many Artists I can support bitches.

@LexYeen@snouts.online I like to go into some Detail while worldbuilding. Dune has the Sandworms, Mauna has avocados the size of icebergs.

It's Absurd at face value, until you put it into Context: In Warhammer 40K terms, Circe is a Death World it's so magically irradiated.

Tohri, Keri and Yaori all come from an island chain where the primary source of Fuel Oil is in the form of giant Lagoon Avocados.

This plant grows in giant lillypad lagoons and floats to the surface when sufficiently oil-laden. Crews with special skiffs and cargo barges will harvest and process the fruits to extract minerals, salts, and of course the oil.

This gets cracked into Biodiesel, or turned into Polymers, lubricants and waxes.
The pits are hollow and make excellent buoys and barrels.

re: Looking for Roommate(s) by 4/24! 

@dogfluid@snouts.online This is Precisely why I need my furry boarding house to be a Reality already.

re: Sorta horny I guess? 

@RussellTheFox@snouts.online In the summer it's Naked or skirt.

re: Sorta horny I guess? 

@RussellTheFox@snouts.online I'd be down. I mean, probably help out and scrub the tub and stuff.

Probably also low-key naked

@plausocks You're not alone. The future isn't as good as the Book.

@dogfluid@snouts.online Mechwarrior 5: Mercenaries has consumed my life, and before that it was Factorio.

Yes I'm -That- dragon.

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