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RT @NyaasuNekoban@twitter.activitypub.actor
Apparently it's #DragonAppreciationDay, so here's a dragon I appreciate! 🐉💖

@caymanwent@snouts.online I have a spell that will turn you into a boneless chicken.

@Kaypar@snouts.online This is the pentagram you need to summon me.

@dhivael@dragon.style Sounds like my Wife's Gender.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Go get Mechwarrior 5

All joking and shitposting aside, gender is such a relative and arbitrary notion that He or She as pronouns make as much sense as saying you're a Republican or a Democrat.

Real life's more Complicated than that.

re: Gender/Sexuality Chart stuff 

@starseeker@snouts.online And that's just for three dimensional genders.

@typhlosion Some people are New York Style Pizza.

Some People are a corn biscuit cheese caserole with marinara sauce on top in defiance of God.

Being Plural means you end up having to negotiate a consensus gender between all your alters, and then come up with a way of explaining that to anyone, Realize it's overcomplicating things for yourselves, but still don't like the singular 'They'

So you opt for the tactic of piling so many gender toppings that any pronouns just don't encompass what's actually on delivery.

Or put another way, it's transcended being a Gender Sandwich, and is now a Gender Salad with an abnormally large Crouton.

@RussellTheFox@snouts.online need more big gay torque

@DissidentKitty@radical.town I'm a Carlin Monarchist.

We have a king, and if the king does a bad job, we kill him.

Hot Take, socialism 

Socialist thinkers have no real plan for how to socialize and integrate the statistical bottom 25% of the American White Male Demographic.

Fascists just make them Police and Military, where's -Your- welfare plan for angry white boys, Socialism?

Do Metroids count as Pokemon?

@Manik@snouts.online don't give birbs swaybacks, they go all disco death mode.

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