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@RussellTheFox@snouts.online Reshaped mine in neat ways. Estrogen effects fat redistribution, it's why the chubby uwu transbian trope is so well established.

round boys turn into soft girls. and if you're not super concerned with social passing, you just end up looking like a Suuuuper cute round boi with boobs and hips.

And that's a valid way to be Enby.

@sashakovich Woodworking and millwork shop.

I'm Overqualified and trying desperately to get out of the Military Industrial complex. >_<

Really hoping I can get this job I'm interviewing for today so I can get more titty pills.

@heytanuki@snouts.online It's over here auditing classes, freebooting in the Treehouse and smoking weed while playing sad ballads of forbidden romance and anarchism.

Tell the people you think are great about specific things you remember them doing and which you appreciated.

The people who most need to hear these things can very easily dismiss traits you single out by internally furnishing evidence of the opposite, but it's harder to argue with a specific memory, or a pattern of behavior.

@theVet@snouts.online @remy@snouts.online Well yes, I'm certain there's a whole form to fill out and insurance to deal with.

Modern image memes are just Futurepunk New Yorker Cartoons

@RussellTheFox@snouts.online And soff. And Belly. And Hips.

Look Estrogen is really great okay?

@remy@snouts.online @theVet@snouts.online Knowing the way this site works, you're gonna go visit and wake up with a set of balls you didn't have going in.

@Kat@snouts.online This is precisely the issue we have in this system here, except instead of Ganon we have Goodra

@RussellTheFox@snouts.online Lifehack: Take estrogen to get moar butt

Kobold posting (Lewd) 

When you're a strong powerful dragon but you got your stupid ass slain and now you're running the show from the body of one of your most Faithful kobolds, who pledged herself to this purpose years ago.

The primary issue you hadn't considered at the time, in your arrogance, was having to Be a fullsize dragon in a female Kobold body.

A temporary setback, sooner or later you'll be back to full size and all.

re: Lewd, kobold, magic 

@starseeker@snouts.online Which is Funny, this time I WAS thinking of you.

Lewd, kobold, magic 

A powerful kobold spellcaster with a harem of big strong polite Himbo dragons summons their retainers after a long day of parsing the depths and casting their mind out into the void.

"Alright Boys, sit down, get comfortable, and stiffen up, I've got a long day tomorrow and need a full tank."
They pat their belly and mount the first dragon, turning to face a pair in the corner.
"And No pre-gaming. if you two get handsy with each other and pop in the first ten minutes, i'm gonna get Stretchmarks again!"

Star Trek's biggest flaw is that canonically they have been in situations where they have attempted to bluff their way out of a situation with a phony ass pull, like Corbomite, but it is literally indistinguishable from the countless other instances of technobable on this show and yet when the aliens are saying "your weapons will amplify the krieger waves and cause a resonance cascade in your own warp chamber" nobody ever says "hang on that's a lot of horseshit you're lying aren't you?"

re: lewd tmi, now I'm horntposting again 

@fluxom_alt Ugh now I want estrogen again.

@MelTheCannibal@snouts.online Did you kno? The progeny of Kelpies and Regular horses are self-aware and sentient, and can't be drowned.

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