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@Waces 'Course with folks like us, how would you even tell?

Y'all ready for some Homosexual Fast Dancing?

@dhivael@dragon.style Can practice with Kerithe, she figured out why it was happening to me.

And dug out a decade of workplace abuse I hadn't thought of as Abuse.

*Sanders meme voice* "I am once again asking for your [emotional] support."

@dhivael@dragon.style One of my alters is the unofficial witchdoctor equivalent of a psychotherapist.

And she can see what we're all thinking at all times.

She's going to have to write a paper on "Healing personality subfractures in Multiple Systems"

Comprehensive Warhammer 40k Lore 

Space Marine types:
-Blue and are the rulebook
-Black and a boner for racist dogwhistles
-Red and we swear they're not vampires
-Green and hate to roll 1
-Silver and the best and also demon's ex-bf.
-Yellow. Fist. YELLOW. FIST.
-Black and different toaster cultists.
-Black again and not magpies
-Red actually the magpies
-Blue viking werewolves.
-White and mongol stereotype on motorcycles.
-Gold and too gaudy for being god's janitors.

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Comprehensive Warhammer 40k Lore 

The Armies:
-Space Elves but dying out
-Space Elves but 4chan regulars
-Space USSR with hooves
-Space Robot zombies
-Xenomorphs who gave birth to Zerg
-Orks. Green football hulligans
-Starship Troopers, but with cool tanks
-Spanish Inquisition in space
-Nuns who love fire and hate magic
-SPEC MARINZ.
-Space Marines, but spiky and with demon friends.
-Sexual toaster cultists.

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@Draekos
-Demonic Transgirls
-Demonic Transboys
-Demonic Bug Chasers
-Demonic Internet Trolls
-SPEC MARINZ but horny catholic werewolves
-Ork meka with giant penis cannons
-Space Catholic BDSM War Walkers with nuns hanging out of them

@dhivael@dragon.style Just Plural Things: Having a breakdown because personal pronouns are expected fare in dealing with gender transition. :D

@hyperlink@snouts.online So this was all Your Doing!

#mastomonday, About me, (Some furry nudity) 

Hey everyone!
I'm a Trinary Plural system of Dragons in a human suit that does engineering, car repair, and lately, Lots and Lots of Discworld-style Witching.

Tohri is Red, Keri is Blue, Yaori is Green, or a Goodra.
Usually a Goodra.

Feel free to message me here or on Telegram, Our specialties are assisting with Plurality, Supernatural Menace, and "What the Hell is that Ticking sound and What Does It Mean?"

Because any one of those can straight up ruin your life if you don't have help.

re: pedo mention, caps 

@DanQGoo@snouts.online FC always made me uncomfortable even Before the whole reveal.

Too many subliminal tells.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online So do them a bunch, and you'll get better at them.

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