Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space
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- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
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Joined Jul 2017
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Me, sitting around in high school listening to Losing My Religion 30 times a day while in the closet and going to a religious school: Damn it's a good thing I'm straight and don't relate to this song. *hits repeat*
@fluxom_alt Me, raised and homeschooled on a hippie flower farm with a pirate godfather and my Mom identifying me as Enby at 14: I'm gonna run away and go and try and be a Normal Regular Engineer.
And before you tell me I'm complaining about your idea of Heaven, My Mom's a Changeling Too. Things down on the flower farm were Traumatic as Fuck, just, yanno, not Christian.
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an even 20:
11. economic growth
12. war
13. a specific plague
14. alien overlords-to-be
15. philosophy
16. a dragon
17. a spell
18. a talking, magic sword
19. the will of the people
20. roll twice and combine
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warlock patrons that aren't satan, a fairy, or cthulhu:
1. the abyss that stares back into you
2. your future self
3. the library
4. the state
5. an angel
6. your ancestors
7. narrative tension
8. the grim reaper
9. technological progress
10. another warlock, devoted to another patron (roll again)
In this dark time, be good to one another.
It makes the Evil people that much easier to Identify.
Intersex Slur Use (+)
@gotteslasterer@weirder.earth mood.
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Factors contributing to the fall of the Roman Empire:
• Internal conflicts in government and society
• Political corruption
• Weak leadership
• Slowed technological advancement
• Excessive military spending without developing societal infrastructure
• Pronounced wealth inequality
@fluxom_alt @minty_da ...I need another beer.
Then I need you to hold my beer and watch this.
Confession: I modified my mouse with JB weld putty and gave it a bunch of protrusions contoured to my hand.
Can recommend.
Today begins with CNC machining Drill Steel to Absurd, Tool and Die tolerance zones.
Technically I fucked up.
Then we have a new challenger! Bigass fucking Cork.
Do not talk to me or my cork ever again.
Getting possessed by a demon is one thing.
Getting possessed by a tiny and adorable Kobold is another thing, especially when you spend your whole day in a loud, stinky machine shop.
Yeah, not used to my Regular Everyday life being sensory hell for someone else.
All the plurals of mastodon should start a corporation and hold stock in it to keep the pattern repeating.
Besides, I'd say form a Union, but it makes more sense we Create An Imaginary Legal Person and invest them with Real World Power and a Twitter account.
At this point the only difference between my work gender and my personal time gender is that at work my hair's in a braid.
That feeling when your dysphoria manifests in a weirdass way unlike a bunch of your transfriends because you missed a day of tiddy pills
re: past stuff (-/+)
@heytanuki@snouts.online This self discovery is wonderful and terrible.
But yeah, most folks can't tell changelings from humans. For me, folks like you light up on Radar.
@Felthry @Waces Build a flyback chain from old TVs, set up an antenna with a parabolic reflector, and put a spark gap in there.
Then grab the Magnetron out of an old microwave and stick it up there.
And for good measure, (And additional FCC penalties) ask @diodelass for all things Thou Shalt Not Do according to the Radio Interference statutes.
I'm taking memorial day off from gender presentation.
Today, what you see is what you get.
@Nerts I feel so called out here.
@Waces Ah, I know this one!
The more advanced and tiny technology becomes, the easier it is to apply a Hex and fuck it up.
Big baddies emit a constant EM Buzz that makes anything with an inductive length of copper in it go Nutzo.
I have friends that bring down the power on their block when they get pissed off, and get spotted by Longbow Apache Helicopters during driving instruction.
I have an inverse effect. Tech comes back to life when I touch it.
I can't enjoy my day off laying around in just a robe on a discord call with my wife and a friend talking about building a raspberry Pi powered Power Glove inspired cyberdeck without being haunted by Bruno Mars' "Lazy Day"
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
