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*Has a no good rotten day but still manages to put in 5 hours at work*

*Is suddenly very aware of increased titty* Huh...

I'm gonna round up all the Dragon Balls and make a very specific wish:

"Great Dragon! I wish that Racist Thoughts become Painful and cause fact acting brain cancer in Humans, now and Forevermore!"

@matias93 Not so much a Risk as I've had a nail's paintjob melt all over a part because I had to clean it with solvent.

Letting my hair down, wearing my jewelry, painting my nails or wearing a skirt Not made of Canvas are Bad Ideas, not because anyone's transphobic, but because I work in a machine shop and if a bracelet gets sucked into the lathe, it's game over.

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I'm currently at the point in my life where my work gender is as femme as I can realistically Get before I start running afoul of OSHA.

"I think my programming is faulty," the robot said. "Can you fix it?"
"Sorry, buddy," the tech said. "I can't fix sentients' programming."
The robot turned to leave.
"But I can show some workarounds, and teach you to change your own programming. Will that do?"
"That will do."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

@perfectblue@snouts.online @fluxom_alt Couple of my friends are full size adventuring parties.

Tired: Furry Antifa

Wired: Inglorious Badgers

(Credit: @ClipClopBoom )

200 years of voting would not have caused the Minneapolis city council to disband the police. Direct action gets the goods. It’s been what, 2 weeks? What happens when the cops are tired and demoralized from constant hate, scrutiny, and 84 work weeks?

re: Horny, bath houses 

@hyratel @Cilich Sie hangs out with me a bunch.

Hey folks? If you've got some spirit energy, send it @ClipClopBoom's way, she's been going thru the Bad Part of her superhero origin story and she's Almost to the bit where she gets to recover for six months, wrapped in bandages.

Because the rest of her story deserves to be heard.

@heyheather@snouts.online *Sighs* It's always a really good cake, is the issue.

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