Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
Performative gender for normies when you're genderfluid feels a bit like buggering up a CVT so it has 'Gears' and makes the gearshift noises, but you can turn it off and enjoy higher efficiencies when there aren't any boomers to complain.
Continuously-Variable Transgender
@LexYeen@snouts.online Yeah but mine has a chance to instakill.
Gender: Blue fire mage that does ice damage but looks suspiciously like the Red fire mage that does Fire damage
@dhivael@dragon.style Time to nail 40 demands on the front door of the church of GNU?
@dhivael@dragon.style I imagined you screaming this at an Archangel, except it's a Penguin.
@Waces Hold "J" to leave your vehicle
*Has a no good rotten day but still manages to put in 5 hours at work*
*Is suddenly very aware of increased titty* Huh...
Cabinet Derg
boosted
RT @OfficialMLK3@twitter.com
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/OfficialMLK3/status/1270066558291894273
I'm gonna round up all the Dragon Balls and make a very specific wish:
"Great Dragon! I wish that Racist Thoughts become Painful and cause fact acting brain cancer in Humans, now and Forevermore!"
@ClipClopBoom Kaves and Kobolds mod.
re: Lewd musings
@ClipClopBoom @arina_artemis Fifty shades of Horsedick
Cabinet Derg
boosted
Don't hurt dragons
hug them instead
@matias93 Not so much a Risk as I've had a nail's paintjob melt all over a part because I had to clean it with solvent.
Letting my hair down, wearing my jewelry, painting my nails or wearing a skirt Not made of Canvas are Bad Ideas, not because anyone's transphobic, but because I work in a machine shop and if a bracelet gets sucked into the lathe, it's game over.
Cabinet Derg
boosted
I'm currently at the point in my life where my work gender is as femme as I can realistically Get before I start running afoul of OSHA.
Cabinet Derg
boosted
"I think my programming is faulty," the robot said. "Can you fix it?"
"Sorry, buddy," the tech said. "I can't fix sentients' programming."
The robot turned to leave.
"But I can show some workarounds, and teach you to change your own programming. Will that do?"
"That will do."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
@perfectblue@snouts.online @fluxom_alt Couple of my friends are full size adventuring parties.
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
