Show newer

@InspectorCaracal You made it really Well, I really do feel like I'm doing spectrography when I'm trying to help my plural friends with their gender issues.

@InspectorCaracal Well yah, different emissive spectra for each.

At least for us, but then again, we're all kinda genderqueer in here.

people say "gender is a spectrum" but then they think of it like a point along a gradient, or like a HSL value in a color wheel

i would like to posit that if gender is, in fact, a spectrum, then individual genders are not single points or even contiguous blobs but rather are more like this

@Vordus @FuchsiaShock As someone who went that path...

It costs an Amazing amount of time and money.

I guess it's 'Lesser used caudle Character' appreciation day!

Flana is a design I really need to use more. She's so delightfully 'Black' in design and just gives off such a neat vibe.

ARt by Bangabear and Pac.

Boomers: Get an entry level job, work your way up, get raises, get promoted, then retire.

Also Boomers:
- make the requirements for all entry level jobs only obtainable with experience entry-level employees dont have
- make pay and raise increments functionally nothing
- hire outside the company when new positions open
- retirement is basically a joke at this point folks

Also Also Boomers: Why do you hate capitalism so much???

@Felthry Reject materialism. It's actually super easy.

Honestly if you're in Furry you're already saying No to the capitalists.

I'm bored, anyone wanna help me dismantle capitalism?

When having anxiety, you’re basically making rumours about yourself in your mind 24/7.

Kobold Teknology took an unexpected turn with the discovery of the Explosive chocolate Bar Tree.

Not a tech tree mind, a Literal gene enhanced tree that grows highly nitrated cocoa butter in pods. Nitrated glycerides and all that.

Like the year is 2033, and Billionares now have Fursonas, 60% of the world population are furries, and all social status is based on how many artists you're the Patron of.

Show thread

It's a bit weird finding out that Roman Nobility basically spent all their money on Clout and Social Standing.

Like not icons of social standing, they Literally Paid people to like them.

Most folks forget the Faerie has Men, too.

Faerie masculinity is Totally different, Specific, and it's a bit like Fight Club.

Just with Poetry, art, and cutting remarks instead of Fistfights. Most of the time.

I feel double out of the main sequence trans experience due to being Plural and keeping my given name.

It's like... Why would I rename the Max Corporation? We were going for non-binary anyhow, this is really more of a brand Reboot.

On top of that, "Being Male" is a lot easier to do now that I don't feel Forced by Biology.

I was seriously bracing for titty skittles to kick harder than this? I have no idea anymore.

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: *hanging out at a psychopomp cafe*

Me: *enters the cafe*

*nymphs and dryads eye me nervously*

Me: *reaches into coat pocket, a low squeaky sound is made*

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: *ears perk up*

A dryad: *glares at me*

Me: *pulls out squeaky toy*

*cafe yells*

Me: *throws the squeaky toy*

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: *run after the toy, they knock over a satyr with a latte*

Me: *makes a break for the Underworld*

#flashfiction #fiction

Show older
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!