Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

@sutter@snouts.online Sames. Well, Weed, crazy motorbikes, the fast old guy car and a whole household of other cool queer uncles.

Being the kind of Post-antagonist that goes to work for the good guys as a consultant so when the Balrog gets manifested by the cultists dark ritual, the whole spell gets mistargeted a mile east of the ritual site and the demon lands Heart First on a big consecrated white oaken stake. With his mother's maiden name on it for good measure.

It's Miller Time, little ones.

@MadokaMeowgica@snouts.online I'd volunteer. I was on backrub duty at the convention. XD

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life Sweetie, I alternate between being the naughty aunt I subconsciously desired growing up, and the pirate godfather I actually Had but who died tragically when I was 20.
So I feel you. It's okay really.

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life Depends entirely on the touch.
I might be able to De-activate you with the right combination.

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life @thenukegirl My wife is a woman built on a truck frame and the style she prefers is Full Contact. I wouldn't have a jaw right now if I couldn't deflect a kick while being in a completely sensual state.

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life I wonder what happens if I apply full V8 sex magic directly to shark feet.

My mom gave me a humidifier, a big stainless french press coffee maker, a pack of Peets Coffee, and two nice pyrex storage containers.

With a dozen 30mg BHO truffles she made in them.
Best Birthday Cake Ever.

Gentleman, Nice Guy, White Knight.

Notice how all these got perverted to mean the opposite thing?

Hell, even "Beta Male". Most of the guys I like to hang with could be described by these words, though they would never use them to describe themselves.

@Tathar
Sexuality is way more complex than anyone thinks it is though. I've known a couple of sex-adverse asexuals who had just... Never had a good sexual experience. Then again, see above.

Ten years with someone who may or may not be horny as hell until observed will require an entire style to be developed just for them. Turns out that style is Very popular. o_o Any of the Iron style moves are basically sex with all the gross bits stripped out.

@budgiebin@snouts.online and myself, out on the town in Barchetta

@Tathar @gnarlyanimal@snouts.online I don't have to, that's my life. XD hypersexual living with a square wave demisexual.

@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online One of ussss, one of usss...

Now it's time to get a hoard together

I can't wait till I no longer have to interact with Boomers every day and can just be myself, without having to put on my Customer Service personality, because it's Tohri's 'Man' form and he Hates it so bad.
He's good at it, don't get me wrong, that's what ended up being the poison pill on that one.

You don't get Respect from older men by exceeding their expectations, you only get deep resentment they can never properly express or contain.

@Dingy_Rat@yiff.life I feel so called out right now. XD

@Cilich Yeah, except now I'm horny for the werewolf gangbang. =P

@Cilich I woke up to a handjob and a certain shiba telling me not to get too excited, she needs something to ride, so roll over on my back already.

@RhiaCat@snouts.online @poss_bot It's because the boomers stole adulthood from us. Men and Women are Boomers and they're Fucks.