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re: lewd, kink musings, tentacles, bondage 

@Bisexuhorny They're inherently sexual while being gender and sexless.

@Cilich @haybuck If a medicine is powerful enough to actually make you better, chances are it can make you Really sick if applied improperly.

All homeopathic remedies do is convince some rational part of your brain that it just ate medicine for the thing that hurts.
You know what else does that? Believing in Magic.

@haybuck *Frank Zappa Voice* They've been doing it for Years.

I was a homeopathic medicine test subject as a child.

@Cilich @haybuck Actually, homeopathic medicine Works, but the cool thing is you can do it freehand if you know exactly how.

Placebo effect is a helluva drug.

@Nerts I have two pairs of pants that fit now. One is black, the other's dark tan.

My wife wears all my old bluejeans.

@Nerts oh, you're 100% correct, I go shopping and like... Guy clothes are just Work Clothes. I got tired of the 'Blue jeans and graphic tee" look when I was 22. Unfortunately for the next yen years I'd be restricted to that due to being a blob.

80 lbs lighter and boy clothes are still just as boring, but now a bunch of skirts and dresses and leggings fit. And they're Fun and all different and come in all sorts of Prints!

It's weird growing up a Herm, because being Femme snuck up on me.

TFW "Alienating/pissing off your boss" flips from being a 'Con' of transition to a 'Pro' because your boss is a manchild and you're now running the place.

@Nerts I just kinda wish there was a way to be Masculine without the look either saying "I'm a basic bitch Man" or "I'm SUPER gay and want it up the butt RN".

I'm doing my best with what I've got over here, But a Gay Man is like... the least of what I am and not really... Applicable?

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz well it's either that or everyone needs an extra set of pronouns that only really apply to Keri, and she's kind of an old fashioned hippie lesbian that thinks Gender is just something used to sell expensive gendered products and Women can wear pants goddamn it.

My head is a crowded place

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz other/not applicable.
Just easiest that way. XD

@ROCKETDRAG@snouts.online yeah, Twitter was ruining my mental health but I missed all the furry slice of life stuff

@Lunostophiles@snouts.online I use this kind of metaphor a lot.

Glad to see you at full shields.

re: blasphemy subtoot, context will not be provided 

@fluxom_alt Look, the Goddess is easy to believe in. =P I spent eight years elbow deep in dirt, in full submission to her. All I got was this stupid Tshirt.

re: Selfie, Eye Contact 

@Lunostophiles@snouts.online I think you might need to make an exception, because that dye job looks good enough for it.

re: Selfie, Eye Contact 

@Lunostophiles@snouts.online Pleasepleaseplease tell me you're gonna dye the beard to match.

*Finishes the evening 100% as Kerithe, since Tohri passed out early*
*Finds herself obsessively playing with and floofing the beard*
Mmmm... So floofy. |3

@HuskerFu Yeah. I mean, I don't want to be a Woman, but being mistaken for a Transguy would be okay. c_c

I wanna have some selfies to post but whenever it's a good time for a Selfie, I look like trash. XD

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