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Soft boi in the street
Hard grrl in the sheets

Thinking about trans individuals of species with very noticeable dimorphism;

a trans doe who is very proud of her antlers and decorates them every day
a trans kangaroo guy who uses his pouch as a pocket
a trans peahen who shows off her tailfeathers
a trans bull who is perfectly happy with his lack of horns, because he tried prosthetics and they just kept getting in the way

@SeddyOchs@yiff.life @budgiebin@snouts.online strap in, everything you know about food is probably Wrong. XD
Budgie here has transcended human breakfast and unchained her mind from mortal limitation.

I'm the Villian of the first act, because I swoop in and snatch up the GECK you desperately need to save your Vault, but by the time you get to my magic forest, you have to choose if you're gonna let me keep it or try and take it back.

Because I have a bunch of old tech here in my forest, and I just need to take the damn thing apart and reverse engineer it. You can have it afterwards, but by then, you're not gonna need it.

By then, nothing will be able to stop my forests.

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Seriously folks, In a lotta ways I'm exactly what it says on the Tin. I'm the one who's fighting For love in the war on love here, and I fully intend to be the post-apocalyptic overlord who can walk through miles of forest untouched just because I'm on my way to a villiage with some medicine and fresh bread for some of the folks there.

And never touch the ground on my way across the bridges between the trees.

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Supervillian plan: Build a beautiful hippie commune in a pine forest here in Massachusetts, and just set up cabins and workshops specifically to recruit the talent I need.
"Oh, hey, yeah, just FYI, that Treehouse you were drooling over just got Vacated, yeah, no, she's living in one of the earth sheltered houses with her partners now. Oh, and we just finished the Ultralight hangar!"

Sustainable, handmade dirt communism.

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Get one of your synthetic friends to implant a chip in your brain that enables 8 bit enjoyment?

re: lewd 

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz because of course there is.

Tomboys are OP.
I've lived my entire life on the other end of that split and they've always been my preference. Before I knew what gender and preference Were.

That being said, not looking for a Nerf, but Goddamn.

Gender question 

Hey, Girls...

What's the most important aspects of femininity to you? Like, when you started transition, what was it you were really after?

Because I think I did the witch thing again and got the same work done as everyone else, just without what most people think of as the crucial ingredients.
I don't fit the Physical definition of Female, but the way I was raised, that's not supposed to matter. So... I'm sitting here thinking about HRT, and realizing it's already happened

Sex stuff 

Oh and I fuck like a Girl. Like, always have. It was confusing as hell to a few of my girlfriends early on. I didn't know they expected... I dunno, rougher treatment, especially emotionally.

Did they enjoy it? Yes. Did it confuse the hell out of Everyone involved? Yeah. Was it Really hard to come to grips with at Eighteen?

The fuck do you think?

re: Food PB&J. Its a stuffed toy 

@Dingy_Rat@yiff.life oh goddamn that's cute

Of course some times, Tohri takes over and the people that Really like Him are usually Gearheads, or certain Women.
And he gets really insecure trying to talk V8s and engineering in a blue skirt.

Look, I was raised on the hippie ideals of gender being a Legal definition, and little else.
You know, just like every other major social norm.

Besides, everyone else in my household is Nonbinary on the down low, so i'd feel really stupid making a big deal out of it even though it'd be respected and totally understood. XD

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At this point, I'm in a weird place.
I have twenty dresses and skirts, and two pairs of jeans.
I carry a bag everywhere I go.
Leggings are the best things Ever.
Most of the people I know like Girl Me better anyways, so this all works.

Name and pronouns? Yes, they're looking a bit mismatched now that you mention it.

re: Negative friends? (-) advice would be cool 

@Dingy_Rat@yiff.life *Hugs* Hang in there little one, and try your best to make the world a better place.

re: Negative friends? (-) advice would be cool 

@Dingy_Rat@yiff.life Explain that to her too. She needs to be considerate and caring towards You.

re: Negative friends? (-) advice would be cool 

@Dingy_Rat@yiff.life Expressing love, affection, joy, all that... Bloody crucial.
I can broadcast 'Girl' so hard it doesn't matter I have a beard because I know how to load my actions and voice with the full range of emotion most people associate with Women.
Doing it for Real gets you conversational with the language of expressing validation, admiration and Love in casual conversation. She needs to git Gud at that.

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online That shit drains my sanity meter.

re: Negative friends? (-) advice would be cool 

@Dingy_Rat@yiff.life Well, she needs to get the fuck over that if she's gonna be a Girl.

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