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@SeddyOchs@yiff.life My housemate has it on PS4.

@Draekos Drawing Tohri in that would be defeating the purpose of my primary henchman looking like the anthro dragon equivalent of a beat up Lawn Tractor.

The whole point behind a secret missile base is that it's a Secret. =P

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online He's 49 years old but still a little kid by Dragon standards.

@kelseyhusky Well, hold on...

Never forget that no matter how bad a person your brain might say you are... You'll never, Ever be Ted Cruz.

New album from Strawberry Shark Week: "Dissasociation Avec Pokemon" with hit single "Sans Avec"

I'm going to get a southern Massachusetts centric paintball team together for this season coming up.
It's going to be the most insanely equipped, queer/femme scenario recon team on the east coast.

if you're local and interested, hit me up. I have a war chest and I'm a master class airsmith (And nobody noticed)

re: horny, sex toy mention 

@sabby @Cilich Shi and I are gonna be living in the same cul-de-sac sooner or later and look like a couple of middle class white guys fixing the lawnmower and working on cars.

You know, on the outside.

re: Alcohol (meh), Weed 

@Pan_Natek@beach.city Yeah, you get a lot less awful, rowdy behavior. I've known guys that are ONLY acceptable to be around when they're Stoned, I used to Be one. =P

re: Horny thoughts 

@Cilich Yeah I think you and @Donniebuttfluff@snouts.online belong together. XD

re: Mild nsfw 

@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online ...Good luck, or...?

re: horny 

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online I could hook you up to some plants in my garden that'll pump you so full of nectar, we'll be using you as a transport tanker for the stuff.

@Cilich Oh no, sweetie... Vegetable oil comes in 50lb jugs there. You can get ten pounds of Crisco at a time.

I could go out, Right Now, and buy Ten Pounds of sour cream. Do you have any idea the kinds of debauchery I can get up to with ten pounds of sour cream?

Fucking probiotic debauchery that's what.

There's just something wonderful about being a Retired queen of darkness and sin that just wants to take her friends and little ones out to the Restaurant Supplier because they're spending too much of their resources on food, and Besides...

Sin comes in 10lb cases here, at 30% less than you'd pay at the supermarket. And at 300% less than you'd pay at the, you know...

Restaurant.

@plausocks No, kitchen planning is crucial.
I've used that skill in several workplaces that had nothing to do with Food. Planning any workshop is a vital skill.

Boost this toot if you, too, have an environmentally friendly reusable ass

@Cilich A brushing and an oiling and it's pretty again. =3

@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online Hi gay, I'm dad.

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