Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Ask @haybuck about those.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Okay, what do you call a Pirate who trims trees?

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Vaquerx.

@haybuck Tohri: Seriously you make me look Intersex.

@Cilich @haybuck Doubleteamed by the two biggest dragonsluts on mastodon would probably be how Ruby here would want to leave this mortal coil.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Why am I not surprised his Go-To is a Glass Cannon?

@haybuck I'm booked today, but available thru the week.

@Dingy_Rat@yiff.life I'm Motodrachen#7829

@Kilroy@snouts.online Keri: they're Looking mirrors. For Seeing. like... *She fumbles* Like with the Sight. Third eye shit.

That Phrase 'Thru a mirror Darkly'? Yeah, they're for seeing shit, and it's never anything good.

And that's just with tinted Glass. Obsidian mirrors are... Erf. They just show you Bad News.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Keri: She's highly allergic to anything she perceives as a Discordant Note or Chord in the universe.
The inverse is true as well, she ends up overjoyed at seemingly stupid stuff, and when she explains it out, it's usually some tiny miracle happening that nobody else was going to notice.

She's also the one who wanted to hang up a sign saying 'Free Berries' next to a very prolific Wood Nightshade growing up against a railroad bridge.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Keri: This was just a Video, and she stared for a half second, jumped up screaming and hid behind Tohri.

Keri: So, uh, Yaori can't stand the sight of obsidian mirrors. Good to know, she's okay with tinted windows.

@kobi_lacroix You produce porn for the people. The world needs you.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online @clipclopboom@snouts.online It's a Pun, or play on words.

In witch training, you learn Defense Against the Dark Arts by getting hit with the stuff and building up resistance.

It's a little bit like American Sex Ed. The folks who could teach you the most can also fuck you up.

@deshipu@mastodon.technology Tons of companies are complaining how hard it is to find qualified Technicians, machinists, and engineers.

But they want a bachelors and 5 years experience, and the job pays 20/hr