Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

The more I learn about The Great War, the more I think that Jim Butcher's headcanon that it was all orchestrated by an evil necromancer over a hundred years time is the Truth.

Me: Gender is a construct!

My body: That's what you think Motherfucker. *Cuts the Testosterone feed*

Me: Goddammit now I'm a Girl. Fuck.

Me, for the last three months: Hunng. Rawr. Lets haul mulch and dig holes and climb trees and do Surgery on them!
Kerithe: I'm getting a gas mask and an HEV suit. It smells like Locker Room in this brain RN.

Me now: I... I'm Girl? o_o What the hell?
Keri: Bahahahahahahha. Funny what happens when you get stuck loafing for two weeks.

But the Testosterone...

Was Blocking Itself! *Scary noises*

@electroCutie I'm one of those.

@fructose_dealer Well strap in and strap on, I was born enby.

@plausocks Joke's on you, just used the third eye instead.

Not surprised at the accuracy tho. XD

@plausocks 27, going on 12

@plausocks I tell people I've fucked my way across the rainbow and back and I mean it, I've figured out ways to fuck things nobody in their right minds would consider a sex object.

But Mmm, Mmm. 8 Horsepower overhead valve vibrator.

@plausocks And I finished, both times

@plausocks I've used a mid tine rototiller as a vibrator on more than one occasion.

Long day of relationship maintenance, long week of being too hot, long MONTH already of getting hit with Nature's Neurotoxin twice, and the recovery from That bad news.

Oh, yeah, for those just tuning in, I got Mainlined by a Hornet on the 1'st and had a bad reaction. Got hit again on the 10'th not so badly but it roasted a bunch of stuff that'd just started healing.

But I'm feeling better lately and my nerves and muscles have Finally stopped hurting. Can finally control who's in Front, too. We're not just running till we're outta spoons and Baton-Passing our way thru the day.

Major weird Time Warp kinda thing going on though. Like, kinda getting our shit together after almost three weeks, and we've been relatively inactive so long the Testosterone boost has worn off entirely and so it's like Waking up after a big recovery and you're Girl inside, on top of everything.

@fructose_dealer What happens when Girl cock on boy frame?

@Nerts yes

Sitting in your car because you need to run away from home but don't really have anywhere to run to, you're the one who keeps a place just for other people to run away from home to

@cozykaffe@snouts.online That's a common misconception, in this economy, lots of dragons have substitute hoards that aren't on the Gold Standard.

Some dragons are on the Smartphone Standard.

@masklayer Do It.