Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

@hyperlink@snouts.online The social media network that puts all your Work friends in contact with all your slutty furry friends!

@hyperlink@snouts.online Hi Cold.

I'm Dad.

@RobinHood oof. Poor kid

@Manik@snouts.online I'm sorry, this isn't a 5'th dimensional franchise, you'll have to transcend this plane of existence and visit our location on the 10'th level of the dark tower. It's next to the Orange Julius.

When you're that modern day holy man type who has tons of sex with the folks who come to him for Enlightenment, but now more folks come around for a good boning than for spiritual advice.

And instead of Seducing them mid-homily, you've gotta fit in how their workplace dynamic is Toxic and how they should really reconsider some of their self-destructive cycles of thought in-between the blowjobs and backrubs.

And really sometimes you'd rather just snuggle and listen to their family issues than go all tentacle demon and stuff all their holes while using hypnotic voice and suggestion on them.

Like how they don't Really like (Insert self-destructive habit here), they just want the Emotional Release that comes with the act. See how even something as simple as human Touch is a better emotional fix than (Pleasure of the week)?

Incept That into someone's head, and every time they feel like engaging in their bad habit, they'll be crosswired to want a Hug instead, for the satisfaction.

@Duende@snouts.online Big dicked Bidoof.

Burma-Shave your fursona day

The revolution won't be Violent.

It'll be thousands of articles about how millenals and Gen-z types aren't buying SUVs and how all the Boomers can't sell their overpriced homes.

It'll be when folks learn how to make all their own stuff and stop buying fake satisfaction at a Store or on Amazon.

It's when we realize that Happiness is created by forming emotional bonds with other Humans, something that's impossible for Corpocratic powers to Sell to people.

A Song of Ice and Fire started out Mozart and ended as Kidz Bop

@Galuade@snouts.online Bound by both Bird Law and Fish Doctrine.

@DissidentKitty@radical.town "Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest FEAR: I sentence you to be Exposed, before your Peers! Tear down the Wall!"

I'm the weird adult in Every Stephen King book who takes the kids seriously and helps them hunt down the Monster.

This usually ends Badly for me.

@hyperlink@snouts.online

@sutter@snouts.online So much floof, gender is meaningless

Functional Plurality is like having Human players on your team instead of Bots.

This leads to Complications, but a lot less 'why the fuck did I do/think/say That?!'

Also convienient workaround for executive dysfunction, if one of us gets Dysfunctional, another can take over.

@RussellTheFox@snouts.online You can be Both.

Some of us early model queer folks are still on Analog gender circuitry, and there's a Knob somewhere that fucks with the waveform.

@Manik@snouts.online Because FASA was chopped up in the early 2000s