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re: autistic shitpost 

@Lumb I got it kinda beat into me that you're "Supposed" to make eye contact while talking to people, it was a big pet peeve of my dad.

Now I avoid it because I have Crazy Rasputin Eyes and make neurotypical people uncomfortable.

@Lumb Unicorns have an issue with Dragons. It's the whole Purity thing.

Alicorns on the other hand have Zero issue with dragons, and seem to have nearly cross-bred themselves out of existence. We do have a lotta Kirins though.

re: ~ 

@cozykaffe@snouts.online It's not a healthy place. The US president has an account, masto doesn't have that.

on being 30-something 

In your teen years, you think that soon you'll get everything figured out and be a normal functioning adult

Your 20s are spent wondering why everyone else has it figured out, wondering why you don't yet, and trying to fake it so that no one finds out you don't have it together.

In your 30s you realise that no one knows what the fuck they're doing, everyone is faking it, and you just need to start making up your own solutions to life.

This has been my experience at least.

@BigBeanKitten@chitter.xyz I am so called out here it's not funny.

re: horse, personal 

@Lumb Hates people, surprisingly okay with plural dragons.

re: gender musings + NSFW art post 

@RussellTheFox@snouts.online You do make a cute girl.

re: Horny, slime time 

@Cilich Gee Cilich I wonder where you got this idea.

The major problem with automating anything is dealing with the automation expert.

nine times out of Ten they're a Dragon.

gender 

Being intersex is odd because it's somewhat disconnected from Gender in here. The Plurality on top of that doesn't help.

I know what I want in terms of medication and physical changes, it's just Not on the trans main sequence. Even though it's basically the same medication.

Dunno what I'm trying to get at here really. :/ Saying I'm Trans now doesn't feel right. if anything I'm going back to my Assigned gender.

Damn Hippie Parents...

@starryevi@weirder.earth Because Everything is trans now.

And Gay. It's inescapable.

"Share your wisdom with us," the crowd called.
"If you repeat something enough times," the Great Sage said, "it stops having meaning, and becomes mere sounds."
The crowd waited. The Sage sat silent.
At last, a single voice from the crowd asked; "Was that wisdom, or a refusal?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

*Finds some pics of himself from 2012*

...Yeah, I'm kinda glad I waited on the gender thing, overall

@Mottie For me it took me from "Pirate" to 'Hot Bishie Pirate" in short order.

It may have been the piratical nature of the HRT, I basically built a hot rodded moped for my dealer. XD

@Mottie Meanwhile, 3 months of HRT took 5 years off how I look.

I'm worried I got pupy pills instead.

re: bathroom discussion 

@remy@snouts.online @hyperlink@snouts.online Seconded.

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