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Mermaids don't understand why humans value pearls, given what they are.

And humans don't understand why mermaids value soda can tabs, given what they are.

There's thriving industries for artificial alternatives of both.

It's quite ridiculous of course. That's why sensible creatures deal in souls.

Sure, it's a renewable resource, but souls can't be faked and finding one that has aged AND has remained untarnished?

Utterly priceless.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

re: mh, unreality 

@lemememeringue That's my Actual, Real life lately.

Like no joke, I've spent the last year or so astral projecting and having friendly but gigantic unicorns crashing into my headspace from the UK.

A fashionable anime character holding a drink and looking away casually. A caption reads "giving a shit doesn't really go with my outfit"

re: lewd talk 

@tpknnts@snouts.online I'll get down on my knees and earn it.

re: IRL nsfw, selfies, lingerie! -boosts ok- 

@tpknnts@snouts.online The Hottest Boy.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online @apow@snouts.online Isn't that when you take your bra off at night?

Gather all ye Snoutcasts and Purriahs, and become the Clique you once opposed!

re: Selfies, eye contact 

@tpknnts@snouts.online Goddamn. That came out Great.

So, how do you deal with New Frontiers, and the 'Haves' and 'Have Nots' that come with that?

Because I think that's a Good Question for anyone who's a Socialist.

Actually took me a minute to remember I'm on on Snouts, I'm on Awoo.space.

Weird.

Cadillacula, the Vampire Cadillac is such a radical idea and I'm still mad the comic it came form never finished.

Meta, lyricsposting 

To all my friends who are just like me
Another cog in the big machine
Another victim of the industry
It just don't mean nothing to me

To all the lost who have had enough
To everybody that has given up
Life is tough, are you tough enough?
It just don't mean nothing to me
Got a belly full of that pesticide
Yeah, ain't it cool? We were born to die
Hallelujah! Chica chica ride
Gonna fool ya with them white lines

To all my friends who've had enough
If you should fall, we'll pick you up
To all my friends who've had it rough
If you should fall, we'll pick you up
We'll pick you up!

@DogMotif@snouts.online It's @budgiebin@snouts.online

Just a Shibe. So she's an enormous storehouse containing seventy terabytes of Shitposts and domestic research

If you're not in favour of universal and unconditional:

🍍 Housing
🍍 Drinkable water
🍍 Food
🍍 Medical care
🍍 Income

If it's your considered belief that some people literally deserve to die of starvation or exposure or something because they aren't good enough at *making money*:

You're a monster, please un-follow me

Please vote Bernie. Don’t let them have a brokered convention and give it to Joe.

Starve Amazon.

Stop Buying stuff you don't Need.

"I don't wanna kidnap princesses!" whined the little dragon.

"Then you needn't," replied the little dragon's father.

"But grampa said."

"Grampa is very old, and things were different in his time," the little dragon's father explained, "So if you'd rather kidnap princes, you have your mother's and my support."

"But I don't wanna kidnap ANYBODY."

The larger dragon paused, puzzling this fact.

"You... could develop Ransomware?"

"Ew!"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

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