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@hyperlink@snouts.online Well now you can't pretend you're just a dumb dog on the internet anymore. Everyone knows you're responsible and smart dog now.

@hyratel Well, Yaori acts like she's made of Teflon until she gets a cold or is stung by a bee.

Goodra are Super Vulnerable to Colds, Flus, and Coronaviruses as it turns out.

Bad praxis as a Supervisor to Fire a new guy then offload your brain garbage on the Second Newest Guy while eating pizza standing up.

That was My saturday

@hyratel well Yes.

Though I'm looking at Ebikes now. Batteries are getting Cheap

Everyone on my TL are ditzy transgirls into bimbofication and I'm over here thinking about buying property and building Yurts.

...To house a bunch of transgirls.

@hyratel The goodra Alter I have in here went 'That. That That That That. I wanna live in one of Those. o_o"

@hyratel You're telling me a Goodra wouldn't live in a giant clear beachball igloo?

re: Gender stuff (+) 

@FreyaManibrandr Enby and genderfluid when you're Plural are kinda the Defaults

remember to give your computer ram! regular sacrifices of healthy livestock will appease the spirits keeping the computer running and ensure the daemons continue to do your bidding.

for years, computers being more useful was cool. the nerds would make computers more useful, and i'd be like "this computer thing is now even more cool than it was!!"
but now the nerds have made computers about as useful as they seem to be able to. so theyve stopped making them useful, and started making them cool - based on what their idea of Cool is. nerds love all those new software frameworks. they love abstraction!! they love a Complicated Thing Inside A Thing. and now computers are shitass

gifted child coping, drugs 

see the best way to recover from being a gifted child is to become a massive stoner. you dull your brittle, overused wit, laugh easily, and teach your body and brain how to fuckin relax for once in your goddamn life you giant nerd.

@maidofclay@snouts.online crayon drawings brought to life and cargo cult contraptions.

There needs to be a kobold space program

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