Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

Today begins with CNC machining Drill Steel to Absurd, Tool and Die tolerance zones.

Technically I fucked up.

Then we have a new challenger! Bigass fucking Cork.

Do not talk to me or my cork ever again.

Getting possessed by a demon is one thing.

Getting possessed by a tiny and adorable Kobold is another thing, especially when you spend your whole day in a loud, stinky machine shop.

Yeah, not used to my Regular Everyday life being sensory hell for someone else.

All the plurals of mastodon should start a corporation and hold stock in it to keep the pattern repeating.

Besides, I'd say form a Union, but it makes more sense we Create An Imaginary Legal Person and invest them with Real World Power and a Twitter account.

At this point the only difference between my work gender and my personal time gender is that at work my hair's in a braid.

That feeling when your dysphoria manifests in a weirdass way unlike a bunch of your transfriends because you missed a day of tiddy pills

@heytanuki@snouts.online This self discovery is wonderful and terrible.

But yeah, most folks can't tell changelings from humans. For me, folks like you light up on Radar.

I'm taking memorial day off from gender presentation.

Today, what you see is what you get.

@Nerts I feel so called out here.

@Waces Ah, I know this one!

The more advanced and tiny technology becomes, the easier it is to apply a Hex and fuck it up.

Big baddies emit a constant EM Buzz that makes anything with an inductive length of copper in it go Nutzo.

I have friends that bring down the power on their block when they get pissed off, and get spotted by Longbow Apache Helicopters during driving instruction.

I have an inverse effect. Tech comes back to life when I touch it.

I can't enjoy my day off laying around in just a robe on a discord call with my wife and a friend talking about building a raspberry Pi powered Power Glove inspired cyberdeck without being haunted by Bruno Mars' "Lazy Day"

@Cilich Funny, I've been spending the same length of time feeling like I need to get railed.

@Cilich Hi.

@hyratel Long term plan is to own property and build tinyhomes for dispossessed or abused queer folks to take refuge in while they get the support and therapy they need to re-enter the brutality of the 'Real World'

Running off and living with the Fae is all well and good, but it's Highly Addictive.

Most of you folks never have to worry you'll wake up one morning and be the leader of a cult.

I'm doing my damndest to avoid that fate and still support and care for my friends.