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re: work - 

@numberonebug@snouts.online Contact the closest Dragon for Kobold Task Assignment

International nonbinary day... Uh...

I mean prettymuch every day is enby day here. Nice to have recognition tho.

iiiii should make more kobold emojis sometime soon

I wanna make kobold pats,

re: Trans Kink (+) 

@ThreeLetterMax@elekk.xyz I was hesitant the last time I saw an artist with relatable trans second puberty art because they ended up having a... Uh, unhealthy Desire. And an Alt Account.

But Funkybun's stuff is Fantastic. We really need more like that for younger furries just questioning their sexuality and orientation and gender identification because...

Well, self-identification with problematic tropes and situations is how you get deep seated pathologies. Even if you're using it to escape from feeling trapped in a toxic trope or gender.

Trans Kink (+) 

I saw Transmasc fur smut art the other day that treated the whole thing with understanding and focused on the whole Social acceptance angle and like...

It was Way Hotter than it had any right to be, just because it was engaging with Gender and Sexuality in a Relatable way?

...Can we have moar trans focused comics that keep it real? Getting stuck in a tube and hypnokink'd and forcefemmed is all well and good...

But explaining to your new friendgroup that you're not tenting your swim trunks because you Can't, and being understood and Accepted, Or showing up to the pool party and having the bulge in your Bikini treated like all the other girls, well...

Validation is Hot, Too.

@numberonebug@snouts.online You're Kobold, you always want belly rubs.

@junebug@snouts.online The Faerie Psychiatrist I share a head with is saying that this is Every travelling theater troupe where the whole gang has narcissistic personality disorder and egomania.

Like that's how you get incubi and succubi. Well, and Faeries, who can Look an awful lot like Cubi.

They're just bigger drama queens and get kicked out of theater troupes like that for trying to take over and be King/Queen/etc.

@ClipClopBoom @budgiebin@snouts.online Your alters keep putting on Goodra costumes and hoping we won't notice.

We have a Really good idea of what a Kobold with an advanced chemistry degree can do. And what kinda (Misplaced) confidence they often have in their titration methods.

@ClipClopBoom @budgiebin@snouts.online "But Celluloid is Shiny! =V"
"And explosive. We're using a more stable polymer."
"BUT I WANT THE SHINIES >:V"

A Kobold Pc is a really Really complicated abacus with a touch-screen

re: gender status 

@numberonebug@snouts.online Look if I freaked out every time I had to look on an unfathomable type like you, I'd never get anything done.

Least your Mom didn't assign you this gender.

@kelseyhusky The year is 2044. The last remaining bastions of civilization are Queer after the great Budwieser War wiped out the remaining Cishets. Factions now vie for dwindling supplies of pre-collapse HRT and develop new, more dangerous gender drugs for an increasingly estrogen-starved population.

It's like Fallout, but the Ghouls are all in Nursing Homes.

re: gender status 

@numberonebug@snouts.online You're still a cute kobold. And that's still valid.

Some days I feel like I'm training up for helping Trans folks after the End Times have come and gone.

Like, growing Hops and shit just for the phyto estrogens and giving tips on how to make hair and skin care products from animal fats like the ancient egyptians did.

re: radical ideas about salt/pepper shakers 

@budgiebin@snouts.online @heytanuki@snouts.online We also have five or six different kinds of pepper. And Salt.

...Are we Spices Georg?

I HAD TO!!!

(credit to @featherfleeks on twitter for the design uwu)

Hot War Thunder Take 

Anything past 4.7 is a dick waving contest and anything past 7.7 is Pay to win aimbots and patriotism.

Rank1: Herpderp, Loony Toons tanking
Rank 2: Actual Fun is had here
Rank 3: Competitive fun is had here
Rank 4: Early cold war dick waving garbage
Rank 5: Get thermal laser-guided fire and forget'd from a Helicopter someone paid Fifty real world dollars to buy in a tank you took 4000 hours to grind for.

Lindsey "The Rotten Egg" Graham.

AKA "Lady G"

@Galdrakinn Most folks are Totally faking it and have no idea what they're doing. They just follow the person in front of them.

Right now, Society is a Stampede, headed off a Cliff.

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