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- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
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The mindstate recorder let you relive a captured feeling for a couple of minutes.
The marketing hinted heavily at sexual climaxes, without saying so explicitly.
Market research revealed the most common names used for recordings were:
"Inbox zero"
"Application approved"
"Burrito"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Current Theory: Kobolds are like Crested Gekkos.
Girls: Smart, goofy, egg-obsessed, accidental genius.
Boys: Horny, aggro, leave boy goo everywhere, dumb as a log, can be too horny to eat, Lifts tail when startled.
Granted, Geckos drop their tails where Kobolds lift them. Same basic survival strategy.
@rose@snouts.online Can they be transboys?
@RobinHood But I'm Both these things. D:
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In the end, aren’t we all escaped experiments?
@SixArmedSweater I'm more of an overpowered prototype, too weird to live and too rare to die.
re: ph (esophagus and swallowing stuff, vomit mention +++)
@heytanuki@snouts.online Same condition! It's mega stress related. Also, estrogen helped me with mine a Bunch, I thought it was unrelated.
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re: dysphoria(-), hormones
@monsterblue Experiment, my body likes Estrogen, will run on Testosterone, but they all have their own color they bring to your life.
Physically, I like Estrogen better for a Billion reasons. But then again, I've got androgen insensitivity, so Testosterone never really Did it's Job, just makes me horny and manic.
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I see people talking about wanting to bring back the "old furry fandom" again.
The old fandom is still there! Modern furry fandom is a SUPERSET of all the things we used to like in the old fandom.
Art, roleplay, extreme nerdiness, it's all still there!
We just have MORE now.
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The riot is one night... But Metadata lasts forever
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I am:
🔵 Male
🔵 Female
🔘 Dragon
Looking for:
🔵 Male
🔵 Female
🔘 Kobold
@simula@cybre.space @junebug@snouts.online I should probably put together a rush playlist for Plurals, but it'd have The Analog Kid, Double Agent, Alien Shore, and The Enemy Within on it.
...Also, prettttty sure Jon Anderson of Yes fame is plural as fuck. Olias Of Sunhillow could be looked at as "Jon's three alters build a space ark to save the world on the cover of Yes's "Fragile" album"
@simula@cybre.space @junebug@snouts.online Well, he wrote 'Hemispheres', which is all a flowery metaphor for undergoing a traditional median system split into logical center, emotional center, and hindbrain/inner child sector.
And he was Autistic, which is a cofactor in plurality.
@junebug@snouts.online This isn't wrong and all, but don't laugh at it too hard, Neil Peart was a plural system.
All the ball slapping bits were written by the Kobold of the trio.
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plural poll
what are your headmates?
@ClipClopBoom Kobold collective bargaining with a Dragon: Threaten to make the new kobold shinies Funco Pop Figurines of Minions.
@ClipClopBoom I think they'd demand a re-distribution of the shinies in the Hoard, and over the ensuing weeks, remember bit by bit Why they stick all the shinies in one place with a Dragon guarding it.
Also, would collectively bargain for a better brand of cookies.
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
