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"As a knight," the king said, "it is your duty to kill dragons."
"Very well, my liege," the knight said. "Um. May I ask why?"
"Because they hoard wealth without sharing, and people live in fear of their capricious moods."
"Very well, my liege," the knight said and drew his sword.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Anyone wanna drive down to New Bedford and help me with my ball joints this weekend?

@Venn@snouts.online Well good, I can't be expected to shave all the time.

Also, I look Weird without the beard.

as soon as we make our first post, we are forever bound to the fact that we will one day, make our last post

Still think someone at paizo knew exactly what they were doing when they named one of their books for evil characters this

Plurality 

Happy, helpful reminder that "plural" is like "transgender" and encompasses a whole umbrella's worth of stuff!
Literal actual distinct entities in your head? Plural!
Aspects of your personality that you anthropomorphize? Plural!
The "angel" and "devil" on your shoulders? Plural!

But most importantly: "Plural" is a label you can choose to identify with. It's not a set of rules

If you're having hard time solving a programming problem, it doesn't mean you're stupid. You're either pushing the envelope and learning lots of new things or you're exhausted and need to rest before continuing.

Pace yourself, take care of yourself and keep working on wonderful things.

“A survivalist?!? Holy shit! I’d be useless in an apocalypse!” Says the millennial whose entire pantry is homemade pickles

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A tattooed enby lifts their welding mask, “I just wish I was better at adulting, you know?” They continue welding the frame on their homebrew electric truck

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oh jeez rick, im starting to think the great canon of western thought might be built on white supremacist

*burp* always has been morty. now shut the fuck up

@Felthry That kinda thing will happen, in our cases it turned out to be a system behind every Character.
So that needed some retconning and adaptation. The Amelia character is strongly Resonant with you, the system, and so the imagery sticks. Same way some of our friends are unicorns and others Dinosaurs.

Of course, some Forensic Mythology figured out their origin stories too. We're on Telegram @ the same username as here, feel free to hit us up.

@Felthry when I get back home, I'll help you out, we know a lot about unknown systems who think they're a previous version

@a_lizard@snouts.online They have really huge unicorns tho.

At this point, I'm for Doxxing the racists and commencing the face-punching.

I'm tired of this shit.

The shame around being laid off from a job needs to be gotten rid of and instead the shame should be on the company laying people off

@Felthry That's right before your power supply completely melts.

@PsyChuan@snouts.online According to Nietzsche anyway.

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