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thinking about haguromo ("helicopter") budgies. look at these anime-ass birds

@deshipu@mastodon.technology That tempts the Dread God Finagle, that does.

@PsyChuan Same with Goodra.

So we had to have a subcategory for Smol Goodra.

I said Hep Cats, Sinners, Brats:
Suck on this Sunshine.

This is a Resurrection of the good times.

ngl my 20’s were really just, messed up. It wasn’t until I just turned 26 I moved out of my parent’s house and actually felt free for once. The expression I’ve noticed with queer folx that 30’s are the new 20’s really didn’t start making sense to me until a couple of years ago. I’ve never felt more young at heart despite the stress of life

Psychic Warfare (Is Real) 

Fun Fact, Nancy Reagan spent a few million dollars worth of taxpayer money to develop a Psychic Weapon to destroy the USSR.

This weapon was discovered in early 2019 and Re-Deployed against the last KGB Spook, Vladimir Putin.

E.A.G.L.E.'s mission was Successful apparently.

@Felthry We'll have to do some Goodra Posting later, they have an interesting backstory.

The really interesting part is that they're able to establish Colonies in other plurals headspace, and go around cleaning up the place, fixing stuff and building things.

They're on the Payroll of Quetzalcoatl as far as we can tell.

@Felthry They're really fond of synchronized dance numbers and fireworks shows.

The militarization was mostly because they have a Pathological Hatred of Nazis.

@Felthry That's just at current count, the number of Goodra who can muster in an artillery role.

They're a distributed consciousness, they can do a Really effective creeping barrage.

That feel when your Gender is "2307 Goodra in an Artillery Battalion"

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Tired: My gender is attack helicopter

Wired: I'm Plural, my gender best resembles a combined arms assault

my birthday is december 21st and i'm thinking about what i want. after a lot of thought, I've realized that i have everything i want! i have one simple request.

Non-Binary just means your Gender can't be expressed in Assembly and requires a higher level language to parse.

HRT 

Oh good my titty cream from Amazon got in.

Still waiting on the Bird Food from them but at least I've got some Progesterone

Can't stop thinking about this. i'm the glamour cryptid, that's me!!

(thank you @NaHO for bringing this to my attention)

@lunarvale@the.monsterpit.net It's axiomatic in our household that Dragon Genders are Weird.

Plurality can manifest in a lot of different ways.

Bear in mind, we're Mad Scientists with the stuff over here, so your mileage may vary. If an army of Goodra are viable headmates, your experiences with plurality are probably valid and Real, too.

2020 really threw a wrench in the works for all my gender stuff.

Well, the public facing aspect anyways. Internally the truth has mutated so far from any kind of Gender Binary that it too, has become meaningless.

Actually existing in the everyday world, having seen the truth behind all of it is Seriously alienating. Moreso when you see people clinging to the Wreckage of the old world, pretending everything is Fine and they'll be rescued any second.

re: lewd 

@Ylfingr Bushings. they're called bushings.

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