Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

I walked into a friends house, and I hadn't seen one of his friends in like three years. His first question: "Woah, when did you turn into a Metal artist?"

It caught me by surprise, but yeah, the last time he'd seen me, I was 300lbs, short haired, and wearing my usual summer shirts.
I walked in with hair past my shoulders, a hundred pounds lighter, black skinny jeans, and a leather motorcycle jacket.

I played way too many base management, empire building, and Theme Hospital style games as a kid.

I keep thinking about my social circles subconsciously as a bunch of people with traits, abilities and needs,and trying to optimize the arrangement. >_<

I don't know if I'm okay with Gendervague, but sure, I guess.

I try to be Very assertive with what gender I am at any given time, I hate being vague.

Well, guess who doesn't know their tolerance for rum drinks anymore! =D

*Goes over old progressive rock in search of new spells he may have heard but forgotten*

Broke: Oxycontin addiction.

Woke: Oxytocin addiction.

Folks act like magic isn't real and the internet isn't a modern day faerie realm.

Like bitch you just laughed at the Stand of a Fast Food Chain dissing another fast food chain stand, then woke up around 4AM wondering how you just spent the last 8 hours partying with a bunch of Elves and orcs and shit.

Gender of the day: Not of this World.

Sometimes the Tohri part of me feels oddly boosted by the knowledge that a strong Masculine figure is needed by so many of our friends, but that he's crippled by impostor syndrome.

I know that a bunch of you want a Pirate Quartermaster to tell you everything is gonna be okay. That the challenges that are Coming are just a matter of resolve and persistence.

The Spirit of John Barleycorn is hard to call on at this time of year, but he's still there. Sleeping.

The witch is In, HMU if you've been needing advice on spirits, weird shit, or anything that's been happening that just can't be straight up explained.

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I ran from my Magic Side for years and years because she was embarrassing as hell.

You would be too if almost all your really powerful magic came from Progressive Rock. I feel like even Harry Dresden would make fun of magic that used Rush Lyrics as focus words.

My wife is madly researching ways to mod a plastic guitar from 80s japan to accept modern technology, and we haven't even bought the thing yet.

Really hard to be gay when you're the last of your kind.

Hey, if any of the Awoos here play Elite: Dangerous, and want like, a free fifty million credits, Hit me up. I've got a hull full of Void Opals and enough cash for a Second anaconda. So I can afford to shove half my haul out the airlock if somebody wants to scoop it up.