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I wanna build an air cannon again but I don't have a good compressor, or anywhere to shoot it off. ._.

Tohri: Okay, I'm not ungrateful and I'm feeling a lot better, but uh, I couldn't help but notice that all the replacement parts you two used to rebuild my soul are all girl parts.
Yaori: We didn't have a ton to work with. They fit well?
Tohri: Well, Yes, but there's been some side-effects. ._.

Hi, I'm Tohri, I was born male but I was the oldest so I got raised with the full expectation I was going to grow up to be a mom with 4 kids.

This didn't have lasting psychological consequences At All.

Tohri: For me, being non-binary just means I get dysphoria both directions.

Just remember, making funnof Cis people is being the schoolyard bully going 'Nice Gender, kid, your mommy pick it out for you?"

Ok Google, why do most of the girls I know have dicks bigger than mine?

Mastodon: hot singles not even relatively close to your area

Hey @skolli Just so I know, how much art would an animatronic floofy skunk tail get me?
Aside: The mounting scheme might need to be a Corset.

Anarchists: I'm not like those Other anarchists.

Tohri: some days I just feel like a really low-rent tony stark.

"Well, yes the Collars have a GPS tracker, but to be fair there's an alert button there too in case of personal emergency. ... Yes you can have multiple alert buttons. ... No, you can't have a horny personal emergency GPS button."

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If I had Jeff Bezos Money I'd be building Ewok Villiages for queer furries.
Yep, here you've got the Fox district, here's the outreach for trans kids fleeing their parents, here's the art den where lesbiabs throw pencils at each other, and everyone scans their collar tag at the cafeteria so only the food that's safe for their allergies is lit.

We're thinking too small here people.

Plural stuff 

*Feels destroyed bits and pieces of Tohri finally coming back online after Months*

Tohri: Spiritual Nerve Damage is apparently a Thing... So's healing up from it I guess.
I'm not sure if I can properly describe what it's like being able to think, but not feel your own feelings, while someone else in your head is still emotionally intact.

And how close you'll hug that first feeling to you, even if it hurts. You know you're Alive again. You can feel your Heart Beat on it's own again.
I want, I need, I would like, I Don't want...

People can tell when your Ego is busted, it's a lot harder to tell when someone's Id is broken. Even when it's You. Sometimes Especially.

One of the best things is that, though Fritz Haber designed the process intending to use it to create chemical weapons to harm people, the Haber process is now indispensable to producing fertilizer, and without it the world would not be able to support anywhere near the current world population

I like taking things designed for awful purposes and repurposing them for good

inside you are two wolves

inside each wolf there are two of you

it's just yous and wolves all the way down

The kinda pansexual who doesn't much care about the body, because she's gonna be fucking your Soul anyway.

Sex 

Dammit @skolli has me thinking about sucking dick.

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