Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
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Joined Jul 2017
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@masklayer @wigglytuffitout @hal
bird: "today, comrades, I have been chosen. today I go into...THE TUBE"
bird mob: "LONG LIVE THE TUBE"
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@hal well
this is how zoologists do it, and it's kind of hilarious
Gender of the day: Male. ... Fuck.
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Darkly cursed truth
Being trans is the Dark Souls of existence.
So Today I need to be psyched up enough and overall confident enough in my electronics wizardry to repair a Casio Midi guitar today! =D
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*a crush transitions*
Bisexuals: “Hahaha you can’t escape me that easily”
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-Fed up with job
-Move out of the city
-Find out everyone in you new local community's favourite things
-Use this info to seduce at least one person per household average
-Rapidly construct near-automated farm that relies on a mixture of advanced tech and straight up spirit magic, allowing you to live in harmony with your neighbors, comfortably with your spouse and children, whilst still being able to go on epic trips slaying monsters
-Nothing bad ever happens again.
Tohri: why do I have so much trouble rejoicing in what I am? I'm constantly selfconscious aboutstuff that isn't an issue anymore, and I know that I can't feel guilty for stuff other guys do, but like...
I still can't see myself the way other people see me. And that... I dunno, it just doesn't help my insecurity.
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Americans need to resist as long as they are alive. Move to Philly. Buy a loft. Start a noise band. Get six or seven roommates. Eat hummus with them. Book some gigs. Paint. Smoke cloves. Listen to Animal Collective. Start some type of salsa company.
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Cynder, Sanguine Dragoness 🍵
It's amazing how teenagers will actually listen to what you're saying if you just treat them like actual people.
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Broke: the good knight saving the princess from the evil dragon
Woke: the princess saving the good dragon from the evil knight
Bespoke: the dragon is a princess, who is revered by the entire kingdom, and also she’s really gay and her polycule of other princesses lives in a huge badass castle with her
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I know I’m sabotaging my own business here, but if you can afford a commission, consider using that money instead to help pay for someone’s medical or legal expenses or get them out of an abusive household.
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See, when wolves awoo, it's cute and majestic.
But when we dragons do it, we're "menacing" and "distressing the townsfolk."
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Cute Idea:
TF Hot Potato. You all take turns tossing the magic stone back and forth. Randomly, it glows and refuses to be tossed away as a massive scaley tail bursts from the seat of a player's pants. Another player snorts and oinks with laughter as a third claps his fins.
Boys, vintage 2006: *Hyper overcompensating fedorasaurus gamer with bad personal habits or hypermasculine aggressive sports obsessed future domestic abuser*
Boys, 2019: *Super soft shy enby/gay bois in skinny jeans and big glorious bara dudes with thick well maintained beards*
Kerithe: Fuck, I'm not a lesbian anymore, when the hell did this happen?
Regular-ass stores need more boy skirts
Theology, Yaori content
Yaori: we now have reason to believe the old god Phoenix is an extant entity in the cosmos.
So, for future bird related matters, consider offering prayers to her.
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sexual health, trans, London, new clinic
There's a new sexual health clinic in town, aimed at the trans community, run jointly by cliniQ and King's College Hospital:
"Services include STI testing and treatment, contraception advice, counselling, acupuncture, cervical screening, hormone testing, injection and advice, sexual assault support and hate crime support, housing advice and the PrEP trial."
"The new clinic will run every Tuesday from 4pm to 7pm at 15-22 Caldecot Rd, Camberwell, London SE5 9RS from the end of April."
Tohri: Ok Google, how do I go about feeling comfortable with my physical form?
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
