“Hey Doc, feeling kinda sad”
Doctor, in a low growl, “Do you long to feel the loam of the forest on your footpads?”
“yes”
Doctor, baring teeth “Do you crave the camaraderie that can only come from stalking prey as a pack?”
“YES”
“Then ask your Doctor if Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”
“You are my doctor”
“Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
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