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Found out this morning that a Dispensary is opening up in the old motorcycle shop at the end of my father's driveway.

Dragons only have two genders.

Good Dragons and Bad Dragons.

Whenever Tohri feels weard about wearing clothing meant for Women, I remind him that he should Absolutely go up to the next guy wearing a Patriots Jersey and ask them if they're -Really- a football player, or just wearing that.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Dragon fits for Nef. Hoarding, check, lust for power, check, specific arcane knowledge, check, living in an autistic person, check.
Just don't set anything on Fire around the horses, you'll spook them. Hm. Lunar Dragoness.

Dick musings 

Keri: Consider! Horsecock, but with foreskin.

Keri: @budgiebin@snouts.online and I didn't... Really always get along as well as we do now.

With any of my friends who have multiple fursonas they strongly identify with and end up conflicted over, I just have this nagging wonder at how long until one or more of them come to life and start talking to the person.

“Hey Doc, feeling kinda sad”

Doctor, in a low growl, “Do you long to feel the loam of the forest on your footpads?”

“yes”

Doctor, baring teeth “Do you crave the camaraderie that can only come from stalking prey as a pack?”

“YES”

“Then ask your Doctor if Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”

“You are my doctor”

“Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”

*Gets into interview clothes* Ugh masculine business casual is terrible somebody shoot me.

Why am I chain vaping, there's no nicotine in here. ;_;

That feel when you're casting about on Telegram for someone to talk to in the last fifteen minutes before bed on a sunday night

Spent most of today playing War Thunder with my new fav all transfem fireteam.
You girls were Awesome. <3

Anyone notice that 90% of the stuff in the grocery store doesn't have to be there?
Like go to the grocery store, and really ask yourself if that space on the shelf would be better served by Real diversity in products.

Look at what's on the shelf and ask yourself 'Who really buys this?'

Dysphoria most days: Ugh why am I inhabiting a human form that isn't to my specifications?!

Dysphoria lately: Why are my giant claws and teeth not covered in nazi blood?

weird take for a socialist? 

I actually like work. I don't like jobs or bosses or resumes or seeking work, but if it's real work that really needs someone to do it, I like doing it.

Yay, interview Monday and picking up some days on my dad's landscape crew.

It's like I'm 21 again.

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